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haven’t seen this one done. it seems that most of the guys on this forum are 18-28 or 40-55. i wonder why there that big of a gap. older guys: did you guys catch a second win as far as your labido or have you just always been horny bastards?

Sorry for my english in advance.

Ok the last two nights i’ve been shooting loads WAY bigger then noramly, that it would shoot from back of FL and it would make a puddle of cumm on the floor and when i pull out there another puddle (now when i masterbated this morning its was a normall load).

NOW im concerned because its really thin almost watery and wasn’t as white like usual (like a dull white), and when cumming it felt normal then on around the 9th pump after cumming to make sure its all gone i started cumming again and it almost felt like i was peeing but i was still very hard and it felt pretty good (is it possble that it was pee and im over reacting?)

I haven’t changed anything in my deit or inviorment but bout 2 to 1 days before shooting the frist load like this i had a ultrasound done on my nuts and they were rolling them around and shit for bout a hour, do you guys think that something could of gotten messed up when they was doing that, should i go back to the doctor? Im not in any pain or discomfert at all i feel pretty good actually.

Noticed my beloved mini maid has a tear in it. Guess it just couldn’t handle my monster cock lol. For the people who wish they had a Mini Maid this is what happens to them. So don’t feel to bad. However the sleeve in the turbotube texture is fuckin great though.

Anyone give a Fleshlight ? stitches yet?

The cutest little girl takes a load of spunk in her Pussy ?, then squeezes it out. Don’t worry– she’s 19…

http://www.deviantclip.com/Media-87421_Teen-Candy-fucked-in-her-fresh-pink-Pussy ?.html

I had an original pink mouth ? a couple years ago and got ride of it and really regretted it. I’m planning on getting a STU ? because I heard they are amazing.

I don’t want to have the Fleshlight ? sent to my house cuz i have nosy roomates. It would just be easier for me to pick it up at an outside source. Can you have packages delivered like a ups store or just a regular post office for pickup?

Thanks in advance!

So my girl has this new nickname for me. "Lefty" Before I discovered FL I used to jerk off with my hand,(duh) my right hand. I do everything with my right,but when I got my first FL I would experiment with the left. My g/f likes to watch me get off while she plays with her Pussy ?,and she noticed over time that I began to favor my left hand. Now I dont ever use my right hand, and iv’e become a strictly left handed,frequent flyer. When I try to use my left for other things that I do with my right,things get difficult to say the least. Its the wildest shit. When I first started experimenting with the left I did so because I thought I might be able to last longer with my flights,but as I racked up the flyer miles I discovered that using my left actually fealt better and it also allowed me to achieve new levals off pleasure I had never experienced. Then I found out about edging,and it was over, I took a left and never looked back. LoL Maybe it’s all in my head,but it feels soooo good with the left. Does anybody else do this? Am I crazy?

ok so i just got my penis periced with the Prince albert piercing. does anyon have any experince with a PA piercing and the FL? hows it Feel? is it awkward to use with the jewelery in ETC…

I’ll get things started, drunken amateur lesbians

http://www.xtube.com/non_login_user_cont.php?url=http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=DbVCk-S537-&cont=y

and the title is misleading, they do a lot more than kissing

Well I got to be the dumbest mother fucker ever. I had a decent job worked hard, showed up everyday and was never ever late. I worked at this place for 2 and half years and only got 1 small raise. At the same time we were getting a bonus every 6 months which was awesome. Once the economy started to suck we got no more bonus. SO me with the biggest mouth ? ever told a employee I felt like I was being taken advantage of and felt like slacking. Well he either snitched or someone heard me and I got laid off that day. WTF I didnt get fired so I filed for unemployment.

Moral of the story- Dont trust anyone! lol

I got lots of Fleshlight ? time now.

I was talking with a buddy of mine who I used to work with and he lays into this sob story…

He’s 34 and has a 3 1/2 yr old son with his Ex GF. 4 months ago, she knocks on his door out of the blue, hands him his son and tells him, I joined the army and am leaving for basic training tonight. Take care and see ya… :bulgy-eyes: He hasn’t heard from her since either.
Not that he’s been out of the kids life, nothing of the sort. He usually had him most weekends, took care of child support, all done out of court to make sure his son had the best ? he could have..everything a stand up guy could do and more and yet she just dumps their kid on him, without talking to him first, or given a heads up about her plans?? WTF???
So he took a job with more money but had longer hours and the daycare overtime was killing him so he had to go back to the place we used to work at, getting less money and is now scraping by to make ends meet, doing everything on his own. I know it’s what he’s supposed to do and he will do it all. He’s never been given nothing and has worked for everything he’s got.
My point is how fucked up this girl is to 1. Do this to her Son..just abandon him like this. & 2. Do this to my buddy, without talking to him about it first, to at least give him a heads up that she was planning on signing up.

Sometimes, women (& men too) just fucking amaze me on how fucked up they can be.

Any other "Life Sucks" stories out there?