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ok so i got the TT package with the green mr limpy and i havent gotten to use it yet i will tonight and update my experience in this thread but i have to say for starters. the old Fleshlight ? i had was with the older case with the crappy o ring thing. so im stoked about the new case looks great and the o ring is gone! the TT looks great and cant wait to use it. . .

ill update later this evening

I was wondering what everyone likes about the Fleshlight ? that is NOT included in other knock off pocket Pussy ??

ya know… pb’s… Pussy ? boogers. After I rinse my Fleshlight ? out and dry it, I notice that there are small bits of the superskin that kinda clump together around the orafice. It’s not a huge issue, but it turns me off because it’s not smooth and clean. I try to rub/pick them off but it’s quite an ordeal. Any remedies?

thanks!
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haven’t seen any of his posts in a long time…

When I first received my Fleshlight ? the first thing I noticed was how real it felt. The second thing that I noticed was the smell. For me the smell was what made the first few FLights not as enjoyable as the ones to come. After having my Fleshlight ? for sometime I no longer notice the initial oder.

Seeing as three out of the five senses (seeing, hearing, touching) are covered when FLying, that leaves out one/two of the most important senses (smell and taste). Something like 90% of taste is smell and seeing, hearing, touching are all complimented by smell. For those who have had Sex ? have noticed that during intercourse the smell is one of the most memorable aspects retrospect.

Some of the other members of the forum have asked for a perfume/spray that smelled like the vaginal fluids during Sex ?. What I am proposing is Fleshlight ? to consider researching a Lube ? that is engineered to be an artificial vaginal fluid. Using a process of chemical analysis and artificial flavoring (Similar to that used in the process used in the oddly flavored Jelly Belly Jelly Beans) the vaginal fluid could be replicated, mimicking the texture and smell of vaginal fluids. To incorporate this method with the Flesh Light Girls, the vaginal fluids of each girl can be analyzed to create a Lube ? specific to each of the girls.

Just throwing this out there and would like to see what other members as well as ILF thinks of this.

OK, my first official post here, but I’ve been lurking for quite some time. And I HAD to share what happened last night with someone, so why not here?

I’ve owned my Fleshlight ? (standard pink lady ?, nothing fancy) for about a year now. Wife has known about it since the beginning, and she’s OK with it. She has toys of her own, so why not?

Last night, the kids spent the night elsewhere so me and the wife could have some "alone time." Things are gettin all hot and heavy, and out of the blue she tells me "Go get your toy." Not sure where this is going at this point, but I’m not one to argue with a naked hot blonde! So, I go get it and the ID Lube ?. To my knowledge, she’s never even seen my FL before. She tells me to keep the lights off because she doesn’t want to see it. (Woman thing? I dunno!)

So she proceeds to tell me about this fantasy that’s been running around in her head about me with another girl. (WOW!) She takes my FL and starts fingering it. Turned her on, and she even commented on how realistic ? it is. Now she starts referring to it as "her."

WAIT FOR IT!!! Here comes the good part!!!!!

She takes the ID Lube ?, and lubes up the small end of the OUTSIDE of my FL! At this point I’m kinda wondering what’s about to happen, but all at attention if you know what I mean! With a little help from me, SHE starts F***ing the little end of MY Fleshlight ?!!!!!! And then she came all over it.

Then as if that wasn’t enough, she tells me that the little ribs on the case are wonderful. She came just from that!

THEN while she still has the small end in her, she tells me "F*** HER!!!" I slide it in the big end, and HOLY COW was that awesome!!!!!

She’s going to town on this thing, and so am I! She keeps saying "F*** HER hard!" And every time I thrust into or out of this thing, the same thing happens to my wife. I shove it in, it goes into her. I pull it out, it slides out of her. She’s loving the ribs at this point, and she cums AGAIN!!!!

She’s already talking about the "next time," and how it’s "her" new toy. And I gotta tell ya, I’m all for it!

It’s a little large, but my gal said no bigger than the large end of a beer bottle. (Been there, done that!) And the little ribs are fantastic. I have never seen her pu**y so swollen and excited!

Anyways gang, like I said I HAD to share! And if you’re gal can handle the size, and she’s up for it…… This is a MUST DO! WOW!!!!!!

OK, my first official post here, but I’ve been lurking for quite some time. And I HAD to share what happened last night with someone, so why not here?

I’ve owned my Fleshlight ? (standard pink lady ?, nothing fancy) for about a year now. Wife has known about it since the beginning, and she’s OK with it. She has toys of her own, so why not?

Last night, the kids spent the night elsewhere so me and the wife could have some "alone time." Things are gettin all hot and heavy, and out of the blue she tells me "Go get your toy." Not sure where this is going at this point, but I’m not one to argue with a naked hot blonde! So, I go get it and the ID Lube ?. To my knowledge, she’s never even seen my FL before. She tells me to keep the lights off because she doesn’t want to see it. (Woman thing? I dunno!)

So she proceeds to tell me about this fantasy that’s been running around in her head about me with another girl. (WOW!) She takes my FL and starts fingering it. Turned her on, and she even commented on how realistic ? it is. Now she starts referring to it as "her."

WAIT FOR IT!!! Here comes the good part!!!!!

She takes the ID Lube ?, and lubes up the small end of the OUTSIDE of my FL! At this point I’m kinda wondering what’s about to happen, but all at attention if you know what I mean! With a little help from me, SHE starts F***ing the little end of MY Fleshlight ?!!!!!! And then she came all over it.

Then as if that wasn’t enough, she tells me that the little ribs on the case are wonderful. She came just from that!

THEN while she still has the small end in her, she tells me "F*** HER!!!" I slide it in the big end, and HOLY COW was that awesome!!!!!

She’s going to town on this thing, and so am I! She keeps saying "F*** HER hard!" And every time I thrust into or out of this thing, the same thing happens to my wife. I shove it in, it goes into her. I pull it out, it slides out of her. She’s loving the ribs at this point, and she cums AGAIN!!!!

She’s already talking about the "next time," and how it’s "her" new toy. And I gotta tell ya, I’m all for it!

It’s a little large, but my gal said no bigger than the large end of a beer bottle. (Been there, done that!) And the little ribs are fantastic. I have never seen her pu**y so swollen and excited!

Anyways gang, like I said I HAD to share! And if you’re gal can handle the size, and she’s up for it…… This is a MUST DO! WOW!!!!!!

Hello,

during my research for us poor European customers I often read the question: Where can we buy Astroglide?

So I just went to the official Astroglide website and found their official reseller here in good old Europe: It is located within the UK and even shipps for free! Name is Harlub and you can order ? at wwwDOTharlubeDOTcoDOTuk - I did three days ago and it is really true, they ship for free and my Astroglide arrived!

I hope this helps future Generations when they do a search ? on the forums….

Cheers,
Dim

Hello,

during my research for us poor European customers I often read the question: Where can we buy Astroglide?

So I just went to the official Astroglide website and found their official reseller here in good old Europe: It is located within the UK and even shipps for free! Name is Harlub and you can order ? at wwwDOTharlubeDOTcoDOTuk - I did three days ago and it is really true, they ship for free and my Astroglide arrived!

I hope this helps future Generations when they do a search ? on the forums….

Cheers,
Dim

Greetings: Fellow masturbaters,

First and foremost I would like to thank GOD for making me a strong Black Man; who is not afraid to discuss the act of mastubation and the many forms in which a man can perform this art. I would also like to thank him for making me a man period so I could use such and item on this wonderful product called the Fleshlight ?. The Fleshlight ? makes a man glad that he has a dick. Think you wonder weave. I would also like to thank all of the encouragement that my fellow posters gave me concerning your own expierences. Let’s say I wish I had of spent some of my tax money on two different fleshlights ? instead of just one. Please forgive me that was done out of doubt. I know better know. I like many others on this forum suggest that "all men" get at least one Fleshlight ?. Do it as soon as you most possible can? When you do use it do it alone in private. This way you will get the most out of the entire event. Lastly, yet certainly not least. I would like to thank the creators of this product and website for such an outstanding product. Thank you, Thank you, and Thank you. Hopefully, because of you we all will become satisfied masturbaters and more importantly better lovers to our wives or girlfriends. "Now go fuck your Fleshlight ? until you pass out!!"