Fleshlight Reviews / Info from March, 2008

One Satisfied Black Man and his Oscar Night….

March 28th, 2008
Greetings: Fellow masturbaters,

First and foremost I would like to thank GOD for making me a strong Black Man; who is not afraid to discuss the act of mastubation and the many forms in which a man can perform this art. I would also like to thank him for making me a man period so I could use such and item on this wonderful product called the Fleshlight ?. The Fleshlight ? makes a man glad that he has a dick. Think you wonder weave. I would also like to thank all of the encouragement that my fellow posters gave me concerning your own expierences. Let’s say I wish I had of spent some of my tax money on two different fleshlights ? instead of just one. Please forgive me that was done out of doubt. I know better know. I like many others on this forum suggest that "all men" get at least one Fleshlight ?. Do it as soon as you most possible can? When you do use it do it alone in private. This way you will get the most out of the entire event. Lastly, yet certainly not least. I would like to thank the creators of this product and website for such an outstanding product. Thank you, Thank you, and Thank you. Hopefully, because of you we all will become satisfied masturbaters and more importantly better lovers to our wives or girlfriends. "Now go fuck your Fleshlight ? until you pass out!!"

Honest review from a 27 year old non-virgin

March 28th, 2008
Okay, well I have known about the FL’s for a long time now. And i’ve never had a problem getting laid. Im the type of guy that can walk up to a girl and say "you wanna fuck?" and it usually works.

Anyway. I decided to order ? one because my girlfriend is a pre-med student and she’s been studying a lot lately. Therefor she’s always stressed out and not in the mood for Sex ?. Well on a whim i just said "fuck it" and ordered one. I ordered the female sr ?. When i got home from work today my girlfriend was sitting in the room on the bed fingering the FL that had been delivered while i was at work.

After getting some food and watching a little T.V. i said "okay im ready to try it out"

so i warmed it up in the sink.. Handed it to her and she lubed me up and lubed the oriface of the FL. When she slipped me in.. I can honestly say that this thing is the closest thing to real Vagina ? as i have ever experienced. I was very sceptical.

The only problem was i felt a bit akward using it and had a hard time getting an orgasm. My girlfriend’s arms got tired after she swapped hands back and forth for about 30 mins using it on me.. She left the room and i decided to just run with it and finish up.

So i just went at it and when i came.. oh my god.. I dont know if i hated it or loved it. It was very intense.. and i thought for sure i woulda had the kung fu grip problem but i couldnt move the FL during or after orgasm. I had to leave it on there till i desensitized a little bit. The rings on the inside were way too much for me at the moment. Finally got it off my pecker and went to wash up.

Ok here’s the deal.

This is by no way better than actual Sex ?.

There is nothing better than being inside a woman and feeling her body all over you.. Squeezing you with her vaginal muscles.. nothing like looking into a mirror and see yourself having Sex ? with another person.

BUT! This thing does have a very close feel to the inside of a Vagina ?.. Just not the overall experience.

Cleanup seemed easy enough.. Although i was covered in sticky Lube ? since this thing requires a good bit.. I just rinsed it out thoughroghly with hot water and set it in front of a fan.

In closing.. I have to say that i would reccomend any man to get one of these.. But dont expect it in any way to replace actual Sex ?.

Honest review from a 27 year old non-virgin

March 28th, 2008
Okay, well I have known about the FL’s for a long time now. And i’ve never had a problem getting laid. Im the type of guy that can walk up to a girl and say "you wanna fuck?" and it usually works.

Anyway. I decided to order ? one because my girlfriend is a pre-med student and she’s been studying a lot lately. Therefor she’s always stressed out and not in the mood for Sex ?. Well on a whim i just said "fuck it" and ordered one. I ordered the female sr ?. When i got home from work today my girlfriend was sitting in the room on the bed fingering the FL that had been delivered while i was at work.

After getting some food and watching a little T.V. i said "okay im ready to try it out"

so i warmed it up in the sink.. Handed it to her and she lubed me up and lubed the oriface of the FL. When she slipped me in.. I can honestly say that this thing is the closest thing to real Vagina ? as i have ever experienced. I was very sceptical.

The only problem was i felt a bit akward using it and had a hard time getting an orgasm. My girlfriend’s arms got tired after she swapped hands back and forth for about 30 mins using it on me.. She left the room and i decided to just run with it and finish up.

So i just went at it and when i came.. oh my god.. I dont know if i hated it or loved it. It was very intense.. and i thought for sure i woulda had the kung fu grip problem but i couldnt move the FL during or after orgasm. I had to leave it on there till i desensitized a little bit. The rings on the inside were way too much for me at the moment. Finally got it off my pecker and went to wash up.

Ok here’s the deal.

This is by no way better than actual Sex ?.

There is nothing better than being inside a woman and feeling her body all over you.. Squeezing you with her vaginal muscles.. nothing like looking into a mirror and see yourself having Sex ? with another person.

BUT! This thing does have a very close feel to the inside of a Vagina ?.. Just not the overall experience.

Cleanup seemed easy enough.. Although i was covered in sticky Lube ? since this thing requires a good bit.. I just rinsed it out thoughroghly with hot water and set it in front of a fan.

In closing.. I have to say that i would reccomend any man to get one of these.. But dont expect it in any way to replace actual Sex ?.

Fleshlight vs Fleshjack

March 27th, 2008
As far as function goes, what’s the difference between the Fleshlight ? and the Fleshjack? I know the Fleshjack is marketed more to gay men, but why? Are they different on the inside? I see that the Fleshjack orifice choices are somewhat different, but is there a functional reason to use one over the other?

mocha stu

March 27th, 2008
Hey Guys, well ive been debating what Fleshlight ? i want next, and the STU ? seems awesome But heres the thing, i already have a speedbump, and im worried they will be too similar sensations.

I have a Lia19 ww ?, and an ice butt ? sb.

i want to try the mocha color, but its hard to find a good picture of the mocha color. If someone has a mocha lady ? (STU ? or not) can you take some pics of the sleeve so i can see exactly what it looks like.

thanks, all opinions appreciated as well.

Oversea shipping speed/cost, a rundown

March 27th, 2008
A bit about me and what this is all about to warm up:

I’m a fresh single and have never owned/touched a Fleshlight ?. In fact I used to think them as kind of silly because, well, its a giant flashlight looking thing! What changed my mind? Success doesn’t lie, there had to be something to this. Price, it is a fair price. Last but not least, a hand only goes so far.

As the title states, I live overseas, in europe. So why even order ? from the states? Isn’t that stupid and pricey? Well yes and no. There are a few good reasons.

1) Price and special offers. A single FL costs 60$ here. The same thing costs 60 euro’s around here, roughly 94$.
2) No special deals. No 3-4-2. No FL girls. No green limpy. You name it..it doesn’t happen unless the store/site in question makes bundles of their own.
3) Fakes. I did a good bit of research and found obvious and possible fake FL’s. I wanted the real deal.

Ok with my mind made up I fill in a bulk order ? of five inserts and some Lube ?. No extra cases, there’s two included in my bulk. That seemed fine enough.

I completed my order ? early monday morning ~6am est.
Tuesday morning I get the FedEx tracking email, ~4am est.
I follow the tracking, seeing its already crossed the pond at 4pm est on wednesday.
Next stop, thursday morning and a ringing doorbell. 7am est.

The only confusing to me is the big gap of the entire monday, but it was the day after easter, maybe it is a holiday there or something, I don’t know.
I was very concerned about the whole shipping deal. I do not tend to order ? big packages from overseas. As concerned as I was, as pleased did I end up. The whole thing is not only fast, but transparent all the way.
I can only recommend skipping your local ripoff retailers in order ? to go to the source. These guys know their stuff, really!

I’ll add a few more numbers here. Shipping for my order ? was an admittedly steep 57$. Taxes slapped another 72 bucks ontop of it, the only truly painful part but that is a government import/tax kinda deal, nothing ILF can control.
Now, as big of an amount that is, keep in mind I ordered 232$ worth of goodies. Even WITH the shipping and taxes, I ~saved~ 135$ to the price I would have paid had I bought that locally. That’s right. 135.

Ordering a single FL as oversea order ? may just be overkill, but if you look for some variety of fun this can not be beat.

Oh and did the FL itself convince me after all? That is another story but rest assured it was money well spent.

Oversea shipping speed/cost, a rundown

March 27th, 2008
A bit about me and what this is all about to warm up:

I’m a fresh single and have never owned/touched a Fleshlight ?. In fact I used to think them as kind of silly because, well, its a giant flashlight looking thing! What changed my mind? Success doesn’t lie, there had to be something to this. Price, it is a fair price. Last but not least, a hand only goes so far.

As the title states, I live overseas, in europe. So why even order ? from the states? Isn’t that stupid and pricey? Well yes and no. There are a few good reasons.

1) Price and special offers. A single FL costs 60$ here. The same thing costs 60 euro’s around here, roughly 94$.
2) No special deals. No 3-4-2. No FL girls. No green limpy. You name it..it doesn’t happen unless the store/site in question makes bundles of their own.
3) Fakes. I did a good bit of research and found obvious and possible fake FL’s. I wanted the real deal.

Ok with my mind made up I fill in a bulk order ? of five inserts and some Lube ?. No extra cases, there’s two included in my bulk. That seemed fine enough.

I completed my order ? early monday morning ~6am est.
Tuesday morning I get the FedEx tracking email, ~4am est.
I follow the tracking, seeing its already crossed the pond at 4pm est on wednesday.
Next stop, thursday morning and a ringing doorbell. 7am est.

The only confusing to me is the big gap of the entire monday, but it was the day after easter, maybe it is a holiday there or something, I don’t know.
I was very concerned about the whole shipping deal. I do not tend to order ? big packages from overseas. As concerned as I was, as pleased did I end up. The whole thing is not only fast, but transparent all the way.
I can only recommend skipping your local ripoff retailers in order ? to go to the source. These guys know their stuff, really!

I’ll add a few more numbers here. Shipping for my order ? was an admittedly steep 57$. Taxes slapped another 72 bucks ontop of it, the only truly painful part but that is a government import/tax kinda deal, nothing ILF can control.
Now, as big of an amount that is, keep in mind I ordered 232$ worth of goodies. Even WITH the shipping and taxes, I ~saved~ 135$ to the price I would have paid had I bought that locally. That’s right. 135.

Ordering a single FL as oversea order ? may just be overkill, but if you look for some variety of fun this can not be beat.

Oh and did the FL itself convince me after all? That is another story but rest assured it was money well spent.

STU or Turbo Tube?

March 27th, 2008
So far I have the Super Tight ? and the wonder wave ? and was looking to get a third one, but i’m tied between the STU ? and the Turbo Tube. Frankly, i’m looking for what’d give me the best ? sexual stimulation, what’d get me more riled up. What keeps me from getting the STU ? over the TT though (i hear the STU ? is probably the best ? in the FL line, pleasure wise) is that while I masturbate with my FL i tend to twist, turn, and rotate the FL…and I hear the Turbo Tube is AMAZING with that type of motion, as the grooves of the FL are horizontal AND verical. But there I also hear amazing things about the STU ?’s bumps…

What do you guys suggest?

STU or Turbo Tube?

March 27th, 2008
So far I have the Super Tight ? and the wonder wave ? and was looking to get a third one, but i’m tied between the STU ? and the Turbo Tube. Frankly, i’m looking for what’d give me the best ? sexual stimulation, what’d get me more riled up. What keeps me from getting the STU ? over the TT though (i hear the STU ? is probably the best ? in the FL line, pleasure wise) is that while I masturbate with my FL i tend to twist, turn, and rotate the FL…and I hear the Turbo Tube is AMAZING with that type of motion, as the grooves of the FL are horizontal AND verical. But there I also hear amazing things about the STU ?’s bumps…

What do you guys suggest?

Fleshwarmer

March 27th, 2008
is this product from ILF (orginal?)

Quote:

For the ultimate experience of an artificial Vagina ? this is warmed to the ideal temperature.
Bringing it to the desired temperature can be done through, among other things, immersion in warm tap water. After a while the artificial Vagina ? or masturbator will acquire the temperature of the water, however…the process of warming can be done more efficiently with the help of the electric “FleshWarmer”.
Before use the (clean and dry) artificial Vagina ? or masturbator is placed compactly in the Flesh Warmer. The Flesh Warmer warms this to the ideal temperature.
The intensity of warmth can be adjusted, according to need, with the temperature regulator. (2 positions) The length of time determines the warmth-penetrative effect.
The electric Flesh Warmer has the design of a pouch and is made from a sturdy, supple, splash- and waterproof plastic which is water and dirt repellent. The power is supplied via the mains. The maximum pouch capacity has a length of ± 30cm and a diameter of ± 10cm.