***Mods: Feel free to move this thread if you feel it is not appropriate for the Fleshlife forum, though it’s main scope is more about my condition than a
testimonial ?***
Hello fellow fl-ers. I have now officially lost my Fleshlight ? virginity. I finally gave in and had some extra cash lying around and got one. My reasons for buying it are: 1) I live in a POS town in the middle of nowhere where there are literally no women and the average age is 40+. 2)I’m closing in quickly on an almost year-long dry spell with no hopes of it ending anytime soon. 3) But mainly, I am the lucky/unlucky victim of delayed ejaculation and mild multi-orgasmia, so I wanted to see if the Fleshlight ? could help me control this condition. It arrived today and I popped its cherry right away, but before I get into the nitty gritty, here’s a little background of myself and my condition-of-sorts:
It’s been just under a year since I actually lost my ‘real’ virginity (spring ‘08), and while I’ve only ever been with one woman and only on two (week-long-non-stop-romp) occasions, I guess I could qualify as being ‘waaaay-more-than-broken-in’ but "with low mileage"; Experienced, yet without much practice. It wasn’t until my GF at the time stole my virginity that I became aware of my condition, which has been both a blessing and a curse. Blessing, because I’m pretty sure I can out-last, out-fuck and out-please any woman out there; for my ex couldn’t get her hands off me and had to beg me to stop at times, and apparently I had quite a reputation with her (idiotic) sorority sisters thanks to her. Curse because it makes Sex ? seem like just work from my end and I don’t get much out of it.
At any rate, to put things into perspective: During my first time, it took me hour and a half to cum (yes, as in 01:30; I was keeping track of time when I figured something was wrong), and that was only after I pulled out and she gave me a (rather lousy,considering she was a sorority-skank) handjob. Needless to say I was rather baffled and frustrated, and my ex wouldn’t believe I never came in her until I showed her the 3 empty condoms I went through. I honestly wasn’t too nervous for a first timer, my ex (who fucked better than any porn ? star I’ve seen on video ?, even though she supposedly only ever did 5 guys before me… uhm huh, no sorority bitch is that innocent]) was rather reassuring and my heart has been throbbing way worse for other things, as when riding my bike uphill.
It then dawned on me: I remembered my parents mentioning at some point in my life how I had "problems" when I got circumcised. "Problems" meaning I got an infection after they snipped me, therefore, they snipped me again. So I have an extended-circumcision. Meaning, since circumcisions greatly reduce sensitivity to begin with, I have barely any sensation whatsoever compared to normal guys. Yet I’m your average joe in every other aspect At 5.5" by 4" in girth. I sometimes wish I knew what it felt for those of you that can climax in less than 10 mins when going at it by yourselves. The least it will take me is 30 mins when jerking off, usually longer; I guess I’m numb in a way. I say that because, especially when my GF would ride me, the sensation of her thighs and every other of her body parts touching myself would far over-power the sensation of my penis being inside her. Then again, our first time she felt overly tight and was very uncomfortable. But subsequent times she felt extremely loose, like hot-dog-in-a-hallway loose, so It’s hard for me to judge feeling considering how inconsistent her "tightness" was, and her being the only woman I’ve slept with.
On a later occasion, when I finally managed to cum inside her (not until she came 12 times supposedly) it took me close to an hour, and I had to use no condom since the condoms (even the Crown Super Thins I bought) pretty much obliterated what little feeling I had. Needless to say, despite an amazing (according to her) 5 hour non-stop romp where she had to beg me to stop, I was pretty frustrated and the worst part is that my ex was getting frustrated as well, and started to blame it on herself. But the good thing is that she took it as a challenge upon herself and she tried to make me cum sooner and I got to experience an almost continuous hour-long blowjob ?, but I still didn’t cum, though I was on the verge when she gave up because she was exhausted.
Anyways, my unbeknownst-to-me-at-the-time-two-faced-man-eating-ungreatful-sorority-whore-extraordinaire-and-trophy-wife-bitch-in-training-of-an-ex-gf-who-eventually-flaked-out-on-me-and-who-most-likely-cheated-on-me (gotta love long distance relationships) was the last woman I ever touched, so far. So I used this dry spell to reflect on my condition, and of course to vent my hatred for my ex for using me like that.
At first I thought this was a terrible thing to have, at times it seemed I was completely anorgasmic when having Sex ?, and I was getting very depressed. I turned to my old man for advice. And I was quite shocked at his response. He pretty much told me: ‘Quit whining, many men out there would kill to have your "condition"’. And he was right, this was one of those things where I had to make an effort to keep my head up, and turn a bad thing into as much of a good thing as I could. So far I’ve been thinking of my condition as more of a blessing, but I’ve yet to put it to practice in bed…
Enter the Fleshlight ?.
Like I said, one of the reasons I bought it was to see if I could somehow train myself to getting used to my sensitivity, or lack-thereof. It’s still too early to tell if it helped, but I have a feeling it will, since so far its only been hours since I took it out of the box it came in. (Which, by the way, I was very disappointed with the packaging; it looked like somebody just tossed a few peanuts here and there and then the Fleshlight ?, but in ILF’s defense it would be pretty hard to break one and it arrived safely nevertheless.)
So my first attempt, being that I was running short on time since I had important stuff to do in less than an hour, was disappointing, but I’ll blame that solely on my idiocy and hastiness. I warmed it up and did the whole ritual beforehand as recommended, but I opted to go at it without Lube ? since I had none with me and I never used it when going at it with my own hands. And fuck me, was that ever a bad idea…
Long story short: I could barely stick it in and once I did, the outer portion of the whole thing flipped inside out, which meant that I could barely pull my junk out. Epic fail indeed. I decided to go to the local store and get some Lube ? after doing my errands.
Round two, enter the lube: ah, much better, but I wouldn’t call it amazing by any means like many of you in here. Mind you, I don’t feel much. But I can report that it does feel close to the real thing, or at least to what my ex had. It took me about 45 mins to cum, but I was pleased to find out that, like with my own hands, I can be multi-orgasmic with the FL, I came about 6 times after within 3 minutes, which means that hopefully I can be multi-orgasmic within a woman as well, but that will take lots more practice with an actual female, not to mention lots of luck to even get one in this steaming-pile-of-shit of a town I currently live in.
The FL fell somewhere in between my ex’s super-tight moments and hot-dog-in-a-hallway moments. I figured the Original lady ? would suit me best ? for that reason. Not too shabby, but not wow either. I’d say it fit me well, maybe a tad towards the loose side. As far as the sensation is concerned, I like to think of it as a reminder of what being inside a woman feels like, minus her skin thrashing against your body, her tits jiggling over your head, and her panting and moaning. Not a realistic ? simulation, certainly not the best ? thing since warm sliced bread, but a good reminder. I do have to get better Lube ? though, I’m currently using WET Original and I’m almost halfway through the bottle, after barely 3 hours of continuous use, it dries up and gets sticky really quick.
I think it could very well help me improve, and hopefully let me control my blessing-of-a-curse. I’ve read almost everybody here says the FL gets better with time, so that being said, time will tell…
I hope I didn’t come off as arrogant and full of myself, I’m just trying to make a once-frustrating situation into something for the better, and hopefully it will help those of you unlucky/lucky enough to share my condition. I honestly wish I could be as sensitive like those of you who have my anti-condition (premature ejaculation), for you guys can fix it easily with pills, thick condoms, you name it. I’m sure my greatest orgasm was nothing compared to what you guys get on a daily basis. As for me, while for the few people with my "condition" have it mainly for psychological and other stress related issues that CAN be treated, I can’t, for its purely physiological (missing skin). I will never feel like I did for the few moments I wasn’t cut when I was born, and there’s no way in hell that skin that was taken from me will ever grow back.
Thanks for reading, I hope your eyes aren’t bleeding too much by now and I hope you have enough energy left to comment after you just read this huge blob of keyboard-ejaculate-produce.
. According to them it hasn’t moved since 12:30 am on the 28th. Since I am incapable of believing them I sit and wonder :musical-note:Oh where oh where could my new 
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I was hoping to have a little session tonight when I got home.
