Fleshlight Reviews / Info from May, 2009

FleshLube- Bestlube

May 31st, 2009
Just recently got a bottle of Fleshlube water and i am VERY VERY VERY pleased.

Slickness: 10/10.. very very slippery.. which i like because IMO you can feel the insert better than all those slow/sludgy lubes.. you can also fuck the living hell out of your fleshies with no worries!

Durability: 10/10 I only use like a few drops but it lasts as long as i need it. I’m not really an edger.. i usually fuck my Fleshlight ? for 5 minutes before i cum (vortex is amazing).. but in those 5 mins i never have to re-Lube ?.

Price: Costs less than astroglide and is easily ten million times better.

overall 10/10 best ? Lube ? ive ever used handsdown…

will be buying more soon!

Review of my first FL: Lia19 Lotus

May 30th, 2009
I’ve already introduced myself in the Fleshlife forum, but I guess I’ll say ‘hi’ again here. I got my Lia19 in a few days ago, but I waited until I’d used it a few times before I gave my review ?. I’ve got to say: I love it!

Here are some vitals: I’m 25, non-virgin, but currently single and I’ve had a long dry spot :mad-tongue:. My cock is 7" long and 6" in circumference, with a noticeable upward curve.

Shipping was pretty fast (I ordered with 2nd Day Air) and the box was very discreet. I thought there would be a box inside the shipping box, though, that would contain my order ?, but there wasn’t. But it wasn’t a big deal. I took it out, washed it off, and placed it in a bowl of fairly hot water.

The first time I used it, I was pretty excited and didn’t last very long, because I think the water I warmed it up in was too hot (although apparently not enough to damage the material, but enough to give my cock and I a shock). The opening was VERY tight for me, but I pushed into it, maybe a little too far, with the suction to the maximum, and I think I felt one of the pleasure chamber’s ribs tickle my head. I knew it was there, but I wasn’t expecting it. With the excitement, extreme heat, suction, and this new pleasure, the outstroke sent me over the top, so I pumped it a few more times until I couldn’t hold back, then buried myself deep inside and pumped my load into its canal.

I pulled out, my cock still throbbing and glistening with Lube ?, and realized I hadn’t really looked at the lips that well. Lia’s lips are gorgeous, which is, like for many others, one of the reasons I ordered this particular model. I played around with the entrance, squeezing it shut, then fingering it open, with my cum starting to drip out.

Cleanup was easy: I just rinsed off the Lube ? on the outside, held open the entrance and ran water through a few times, then did the same with the opposite end. I let it air dry for about and hour and a half after toweling it off and using a twisted up paper towel to clean a little bit of the canal. I used it again today (I’ll get to that) and after rinsing it out, I poured some isopropyl alcohol down it. It’s stayed pretty clean, though, so I don’t think I’ll worry about using the alcohol on it except for once or twice a week.

Like I said, this is my first Fleshlight ?, so I don’t know how the others’ textures feel, but I can say that the material is quite realistic ?, slick, and holds the supplied Gun Oil H20 Lube ? very well. As far as this one’s texture goes, it took a few tries to determine which parts I was hitting, but it was still very subtle, as I believe others have said.

On my most recent ‘FLight,’ I took the insert out of the case and slowly penetrated it, careful not to stretch it out too much, nor shorten its length too much, keeping track of where my cock head was. I found that I could reach just past the second ‘pleasure chamber,’ although with the FL in the case, I think I really hit just the opening of the second chamber. However, I didn’t really like fucking it out of its case…it was like I had some sort of Vagina ?-shaped jellyfish hanging onto my cock:rotfl:

Anyway, I’m currently enjoying it! What I like to do so far is this, from what I did during a session earlier today: first, I warm it up a little bit, but I don’t worry too much about it warming, since it gets warmer as I use it. I use warm/hot water for this. Then I use a small amount of the Lube ? (that Gun Oil it comes with is great mixed with water!) and rub it on the outside, the lips, and then finger the opening. This starts to get me hard. I Lube ? up my cock just a little bit, but I take the lotus and lie back, then slowly rub the lips back and forth over my shaft, as if Lia herself were there straddling me and grinding her Pussy ? on my ever-hardening rod. By now, I’m hard and slick enough to enter, so I penetrate the tight opening, and slowly slide it down my erection. I can feel the pressure change as I go deeper, passing the more relaxed first chamber, then I feel another tight area, which is, I’m guessing, the ‘inverted node.’ Before I go deeper, I slide it up, then back down, starting a rhythm. The tight opening is gripping my shaft, the suction is driving me crazy, so I loosen the endcap a little. I’m still getting used to adjusting that. Now I slide Lia down as far as she can go, passing the inverted node, ‘popping’ through, but subtly…I can feel a little more tightness…Now I’ve bottomed out, and I let it stay there for a little bit, feeling the canal tight around my cock… I’m probably imagining this, but it almost seems to throb with me.. I slide the Fleshlight ? off slowly, feeling the suction trying to keep me inside. Now I want to switch positions, so I grab a shoe, flip ‘Lia’ clit-down, and put the case inside. I rub my head along the lips, then enter again, first using shallow strokes, then deeper and deeper, trying to go faster, because the sensations I get from going slowly in this thing make me want to cum…I switch positions again, doing her on the bed…Then I watch myself from behind in the mirror, viewing my cock as it slides in and out…The I go back to ‘doggystyle’ with the shoe…and it gets to be too much–I can’t hold back my pleasure any longer…So I pull out and spurt out 4 thick shots cum. I’m a bit disappointed in my load size, but it’s understandable, because I’ve pumped the last couple of rounds into the Fleshlight ? (which feels fantastic).

My orgasm was still great, though, even outside of the canal. Maybe I’ll save up for a few days before using it again. I haven’t tried it for very long with porn ?, yet, so maybe I’ll try that. But when I’m using the Fleshlight ?, I don’t need porn ? to get hard. Looking at, touching, and rubbing against those lips is just about all I need.

This review ? is getting too long, so I’ll try to wrap it up. I’m having a great time with this Fleshlight ?. I’ve never fucked a fake Pussy ? until now, but the realism is very high. I wish the clit was a little more pronounced, though, and maybe a little harder. But I understand that it’s all made of the same material, all the same density. It’s not a big complaint, because I love the rest of it. Also, it’s IMPOSSIBLE, for me at least, to use without it being lubed or a least wet. I wouldn’t try that in reality anyway, but if anybody is wondering about sticking your dick in for a quick fuck without first lubing something up, you can forget about it! :soldier:

Of course nothing can replace the feeling of being with a real woman; feeling her thighs, grabbing her ass, her hips, massaging her breasts, licking her nipples, kissing her neck and working up to her lips for deep, passionate kisses. Nothing could replace staring into her eyes as you work and grind your bodies together, feeling her hot breath…:love: But for a wonderful and very realistic ? simulation of a Pussy ? alone, this is a great buy!

Thanks to ILF for this great product and thank you Lia19 for offering all of us a sample of your beautiful Pussy ?!

Ready for Flight

May 30th, 2009
I just got my Fleshlight ? this afternoon,couldnt wait to get my hands on it. Ive seen it a few times,but never really gave it a thought,im 29 years old and ive never had a problem getting woman.I live with my lady ? so i guess you could say i can get the real thing just about when ever I please. Me and my lady ? can work up a sweat so i had my doubts about buying a Fleshlight ?. I did my research and wound up getting the 3 for 2 deal, I got the pink lady ?-ww ?,ice mouth ?-vortex,and the pink butt ?-Ultra Tight ?.(butt ? Ultra Tight ? because someone cant take it in real life.LOL. My girl told me to get that one.) So anyway,got home from work and got down to business,i was like a little kid on Christmas opening it up. I did my homework so I already knew what I had to do,washed it up,warmed it up,and put on my favorite german porn ?(Their porn ? is crazzzy.LoL) I started off with the pink lady ? ww ?. I have to tell you, I was shocked at how good it felt. While nothing beats the real thing,Fleshlight ? damn sure comes close. Just what the Dr. ordered for that time of the month,or those surprise headaches,or those sleeping on the couch because you came home late,and drunk nights. Back to the pink lady ?…..After experimenting with it for a second and adjusting the cap,I was in heaven. Didnt even keep track of time and before I knew it the ww ? had me exploding a massive load inside my new favorite toy. FUCKING AWESOME!!!! After giving myself some time to regroup,I jumped in the shower with the Ice mouth ?-vortex. Let me tell you,I thought i wouldnt be as sensitive given the orgasm i just had,but to my delight it was a whole other experience. The votex had every nerve in my penis jumping with joy,again,after about 10 minutes I was having another mind blowing,knee shaking orgasm. Clean up was a snap. The Mrs. comes home from work a few hours later and is mad that I got the party started without her. So I tell her that i needed some me time with the Pink lady ? and the Ice mouth ?,and I saved the butt ? ultratight ? for her. After her shower and a few drinks we were going at it like animals (Its crazy because I was really excited about using the Ultra with her and she was just as game.) After working her,she jumps up and grabs the ut ? and starts to go to work on me. Ive had the ass before,just not with her,and quite frankly its been a while,so this is the next best ? thing i figured. Im above average size(This is why the Mrs.wont give it to me. Dont get me wrong weve tried but she says it hurts too much.) After I placed my order ? I heard that the ut ? was too tight on larger guys,but that is so not true at all. Just Lube ? it up good and your ready for flight. Anyway, I came so hard that after about an hour of fooling around with her and my previous afternoon workouts i was beat,and passed out next to her. Just woke up from my coma and wanted to post this testimonial ?. 2 thumbs up Fleshlight ?.:good::good: Will without a doubt be expanding my collection. Indeed the best ? male ? Sex ? toy ? in the world!!!!!!!!:soldier:

Have You Ever Wished You Could…

May 30th, 2009
…completely eradicate your sexuality? I mean, let’s be brutally honest here. Some guys just have zero attraction skills and as such, will likely be shoe-horned into a life of chastity, relegated to masturbation ? as their only sexual release.

Add to that low self-esteem and confidence issues, extreme shyness, and a fear of women, and you have a totally unattractive male ?.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just not be tormented by something you can never have? To make matters worse, it’s like an all-consuming distraction; always having to check out a woman walking by, or on tv. Morally, I’m not against it, as nature has programmed most of us to want Sex ?.

Sometimes I just wish people had ‘Sex ? chips’ like Data’s emotion chip, which we could remove. Anybody else ever have days like this?

favorite UNDERRATED porn star?

May 30th, 2009
Avena Lee

she’s so playful. take note, guys. this is a real asian girl. not those whose grandmother was half-asian and then try to pass themselves off as one.

[url]http://www.redtube.com/8124[/url]

How has life changed since FL

May 29th, 2009
I wonder if the FL has made any changes in your Sex ? or financial life. I found that I am less of a pain to my wife because she doesn’t want Sex ? as often as I do. I have found that my Lube ? bill has gone way up, but what I spend on condoms has gone down. i think I have also grown in appreciation for the female anatomy, not that I didn’t have appreciation before. I think the lips on the lady ? are quite erotic.

Super Ribbed + Fleshlube water review.

May 29th, 2009
First of all, let me start with the Lube ?.

by far th best ? Lube ? i have ever used… its is very slippery which lets me fuck my fleshy as hard as i want.. and it lasts longer than any Lube ? ive ever used.

Super Ribbed ? feels absolutely great!! perfect combo with the fleshlube but cant wait to try my other sleeves with the Lube ?. i love the ridges sliding aginst my cock as fast as i can manage to thrut my cock in and out.

provides pretty intense orgasms but it just falls below my ice-butt ?-vortex.. still give it a 9/10 though!

My wife thinks (knows) I’m perverted…

May 29th, 2009
My son and his g/f were fighting the other day. My wife said "it’s probably because she knows he jacks off with that thing (FL)…"

…she said if I would have had one when we were dating she never would have married me… I asked her if she knew I masturbated like crazy back then if she would have dumped me and she said "…probably…"

I told her I would have said "I was jacking off way before we met and that I’ll be jacking long after we part!" I told her I was masturbating ? before i was a teenager…

She knows it’s just who I am now… seeing how we been married 22yrs before I got a FL… but I introduced her to my self-Sex ? right off the bat… although it took a long time to get her to do much to herself… even now she rarely does it… basically she had a difficult childhood that kinda twisted her idea of sexual things…

texture?

May 29th, 2009
im new to these things…i have the lady ? original…i was wondering if i should texture it and if so how would i do that?

19yo virgin FL experience

May 29th, 2009
Well I got my FL yesterday and fucked it right away. Not as good as I thought it was going to be.Sliding the head in felt amazing but after that is was kinda boring. Well Today i’ll try it again however I warmed up a bit by showing show porn ? for 20 minutes.OMG when I stick it in it was incredible. I was doing what they were in the porno switching positions like them and they got to doggy so I stuck it between the mattress and pound it like crazy. I came in about 5 minutes and I try to keep fucking it while I was cumming and it was something I have never experienced before. best ? orgrasm of my life.