What can I say? Everyone has their skeptical moments.
fleshlights ? are not cheap. At least, until you try one. Then you realize they’re cheap for how good they actually are. I was a total skeptic. I put it off for a long time. I was too embarrassed to buy a
Sex ? toy
?. I worried that someone else would see it. And I figured it wouldn’t be that great for the money. So I just remained a skeptic and never experienced something I actually wanted to.
First, the why:
Why get a Sex ? toy ? like the Fleshlight ?? Well, if you like orgasms, that’s why. If you’re not getting regular, and by that, I mean as much as your apetite craves, Sex ? then you probably masturbate. Why not take it up a notch, or 100 notches? That’s why you get a Fleshlight ?. I’ve been with the same woman for over 5 years. She doesn’t always want Sex ? when I do, practially never. Women don’t synch with men in terms of that desire. I wake up, I want her. That simple. She could look like a mess and not be showered, I’d still want her. But she won’t do things like that unless she’s really frisky. So, naturally, masturbation ? and stuff comes into play. And that’s where the Fleshlight ? really came in. Why get it? Because you can have your orgasms as often as you want, when you want them, without bothering a lady ? with your endless lust so she can get a rest! Or whatever your relationship status may be. I masturbate the same amount in and out of a relationship. So having a Sex ? partner doesn’t really deter the idea of getting a Fleshlight ?.
But is it that good?
I figured for like $70, it better be good. But then again, what if it’s just hyped up crap and not that great? That’s a lot of money to waste on something that could end up not being good, and on top of that, be embarassing when it’s delivered or someone see’s it. I kept skeptical for a long time. But after caving in, and trying it out, yes, it’s that good. Frankly, these things are cheap for how good they really are. The hype isn’t hype, it’s rather accurate.
So I caved in.
At first, I was just going to get one and try it out. But after researching and reading lots of material on the subject, since people are so verbose out there about reviewing and talking about these things, I figured I’d look at the 3 for 2 deal. All I can say is that if you’re a first time buyer, do the 3 for 2. You will want another insert. Hell, you might even get the same insert a few times. You’ll find out real fast that having more than one is very convenient and having some variety can really keep it exciting.
Variety is key to Sex ? acts. Instead of just trying the same old thing, you change it up and it feels different or even if it’s just imagined, and it’s keeping the experience newer and funner. And the inserts are the same way.
Is it really unmarked when it ships?
This was a fear of mine. It’s embarassing. I live in an apartment complex where the mail/post usually just leaves boxes at the office with all these young people and managers and stuff that hold onto them until we show up to pick up our deliveries. If the box showed up with flyers and markings of even a hint of what was in that box, it would have been really embarassing and akward to show up and pick it up. It has your name and stuff on there. My apartment number. "Here lives a public pervert with Sex ? toys ? in the mail!" I just waited for it to happen. So avoided it. But in the end, I caved in, bought it and it shipped. The box was completely unmarked. There was nothing on it. Just a postage marker from UPS from ILF. In tiny 10 point font print, ILF. That’s it. Unless someone there also bought a Fleshlight ?, they have no way to even care what this is. I got my package from a nice young lady ?, signed it out, took it home. No one knew what was there. No one saw my little secret. No one realized there was a bunch of Sex ? toys ? and Lube ? in a box (and it was a decent sized box since I got 3 sleeves, a case and some Lube ?). So if you’re worried about it being identifiable, don’t! It’s completely discreet. And it’s so appreciated.
I got the wonder wave ? (lady ?), Vortex (lady ?) and the speed bump ? (butt ?) inserts with a single case and some Gun Oil Lubricant ?. Total was about $138 with free shipping for all that together. A single Fleshlight ? with a case is like $70, plus shipping. It climbs quickly and that’s just one insert. The 3 for 2 deal gives you 3 inserts, or 3 different experiences and things to try, for a lot less money. I paid double for the deal, but I got way more for it than if I had bought just two inserts by themselves.
One big reason to get more than one: Warmth! I found out after reading that you should warm these things before use. I cannot put into words how true this is. I tried it at room temp, and then heated. Heat is totally stimulating. It enhances it and makes it much more realistic ?. But they don’t actually hold heat for a super long time. They stay luke warm, mind, but not hot like a real body is. So my Wonderwave ? and Vortex are both lady ? orifices, and I switch between them when I use them. That way I get a nice long warmth period without having to stop what I’m doing.
I got the lady ? orifice and the Wonderwave ? & Vortex because I just wanted something nice that was more like a woman’s Vagina ?. Not to make the experience seem like a total `Sex ? toy ?‘ but more like having Sex ? actually is. That means it’s not ridiculously tight and penetration is pretty easy, though with a bit of resistance. I did however get the speed bump ? (butt ?) as well because I wanted that variation. Something risque to play with now and then to change it up. This was a great idea and has worked out wonderfully. You will get used to the same old insert. Just like you get used to the same old person and sexual position. After a while, it’s less fun and more like just work to an orgasm. So you end up lasting a longer time and not enjoying that whole time. Switch it up with a new insert, new tightness, new textures, and you’re always having a great time and you’re building overall Stamina ? while enjoying that whole time, not just trying to hurry to the point of no return and climax.
Which Orifice? Why? Does it matter?
The orifice does make a difference. Big time. Choose carefully. Or, get a variety. The lady ? orifice is easy to penetrate but still has resistance. It feels different when you use it with the clitoris up or down (simulating misionary or from behind positions) because the orifice’s angles of the labia are different and thicker in various places. From there, the inner texture does the rest. The Wonderwave ? felt the most realistic ? to me. Warmed up, lubed up, and sliding into that thing was like diving into a hot wet Pussy ?. I wanted to climax right then and there! The Vortex has a lot of variation, so as you use it, you get a lot of different sensations making it more intense and quicker to orgasm (at least for me). The speed bump ?, I got the butt ? orifice. It’s more difficult to penetrate. Near impossible without Lube ?. Penetration is a huge sensation during Sex ?. Normal ladies, you don’t have a lot of difficulty because the Vagina ? is rather open. But an ass is never that inviting. And part of the allure is the tightness because it enhances that penetration feeling. The butt ? orifice is all about penetration. The speed bump ? texture is all about maximizing stimulation while in there. As you push through, each bump gives you a tiny hint of that penetrationg feeling. So it’s like non-stop penetrating! Amazing. When I want a quicky but intense orgasm, this is the one I use. Plus, it’s highly erotic to watch myself go into that ass and how it sucks and pulls and moves–just like a real ass does. Gives you that little kinky fun that your lover may not be into (face it, ass play is ok with a lot of ladies, but actual anal Sex ? is far more rare… the internet and porn ? are all about what you normally cannot just have with normal people). I didn’t bother with the mouth ? insert, and the stealth insert is pointless (seriously, if someone saw it, even as a coin slot, it’s obviously a Sex ? thing of some kind… maybe not obvious to a 4 year old, but to any child over the age of 8, they know what that thing is most likely).
Using Flesh Lights:
There’s a huge difference between using your Fleshlight ? with your hands, manually, or having it setup so that you have to thrust with your hips and abdomen, like real Sex ? requires. The sensation is greatly enhanced when you have to pump with your hips. When you use your hands, it’s great still, but it feels more like masturbation ? does. When you position the Flesh light and thrust it yourself, it feels way more like you’re having Sex ? and is of course far more exciting that way.
Warm them up. Seriously. I cannot say enough how important warmth is. It takes only a few minutes. And unless you plan on using the things for more than half an hour, you should be fine with a 5~10 minute soak in hot water in the sink. I do two fleshlights ? at once in the warm water in the sink, because I like it to be really hot for a few minutes (that piping hot feeling leaves the Fleshlight ? rather fast, like 3 minutes or so, and then is just luke warm). Warm is still great, but that hot feeling is amazing.
Lube ?. Lube ?. Lube ?. You simply must have Lube ?. It’s not like dry rubbing with your hands. These things are amazingly soft and plyable but you still need to Lube ? up to use them. I find that you just dribble some into the orifice, and it’s sufficient as you penetrate, it will Lube ? everywhere and you’re good to go. It’s less messy on your hands too that way as you never actually touch it with your fingers. The orifice and insert texture have an impact on Lube ? use. My lady ? Wonderwave ? doesn’t require much Lube ?; one starting Lube ? up and it’s good to the end. But the butt ? orifice and speed bump ? pull the Lube ? up and off fast with the suction and crevases and tightness. You need more Lube ? often to keep it gliding smoothly.
Clean them.
I just run warm water through, shake it up, stretch and move more water through and drain it out. I wash them very soon after use so that nothing dries inside. That way it cleans fast and easy, and it doesn’t get damaged or have dried out stuff in there that does not feel pleasant. I pat dry with a towel and face the insert towards a little fan and they dry out fast. Then put them away or leave them out, whatever you please.
Bottom Line:
These things are quality. Amazingly realistic ?. Far more practical for lots of orgasms than a Sex ? partner could provide without stressing and lots of moodiness and arguments and akward stuff. Sure, you still want to have your relationships and have Sex ?, but in between those things, these puppies are just awesome. masturbation ? is not the same. You’ll never even stroke with your hands again. You will want to always have a Fleshlight ? hugging your member. Watching a movie ?? A warm Fleshlight ? hugging you makes it all the better. porn ?? Obvious. The point is that it’s so good and so easy, and so wonderful and comfortable, that you’ll find yourself playing with it and using it all the time, during whatever activity that you please. Shower time? Sure! Morning Sex ? before work? Sure! Late night nut because you want to sleep? Sure! These things do it.
If you have a hot date and you want to be a super star in bed, being over excited can make that first time with your new partner a little clumbsy. Fleshlight ? before the date! It helps tremendously.
Is it as good as real Sex ?? In some ways, it’s better, but in other ways it’s not quite as good as the real deal. I find that the critical difference is simply in your eyes. We’re more stimulated when we see something erotic during a Sex ? act. If you watch the news ? and use a flesh light, you could go limp in the thing just out of non-interest even though you’re stimulated. You watch your favorite porn ? and get all excited seeing something like you like, you might last 1 minute in that speed bump ? flesh light. The real deal is better in the sense that she moves, there’s breasts and kissing and all that. Or the eroticism of postitions. The Fleshlight ? is better in maximum stimulation though. A really warmed up textured insert with a tight orifice will feel so amazing it will make vaginal missionary Sex ? boring to you.
All I can really end up saying is that these things are simply awesome.
If you’re skeptical like I am, and reading, like I did, just do yourself a favor and give in. You will be extremely impressed.
