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Australia appears to have banned small boobs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kH8hAL15og

I just recently got the Twista and went for my second FLight with it today. It was very enjoyable, but during the session I thought I might mix in a little Forbidden. OMFG what a difference. The Forbidden wins hands down. I was in heaven as soon as I entered. To be fair I switched back to Twista a couple of times, but Forbidden was far more intense. I really do like Twista, and I hope that with a little practice it will give me as much ecstasy as Forbidden. But for now Forbidden is the best ? of my 11 sleeves by a country mile.

Anyone agree or disagree?

A while ago there was a post about how many people would buy a used realdoll which got me thinking. How many people would buy a used alien Fleshlight ? since ILF seams to have no intentions of bringing it back, and this seams the only likely way to get one.

Due to medical reasons it is not possible to have full sexual relationships with my wife and as you know we do have needs that have to be met. So for some time and much deliberation supported by you guys and your valuable feedback I decided to buy a pink Vagina ? votext Fleshlight ?.

I am in the UK so was well pleased with the UK service and the guaranteed date of delivery. The anticpation of the future experiences seemed to get stronger nearer the delivery. As others have said it is quite a turn on just putting the Fleshlight ? together and feeling its softeness, Strange really considering it is made out of rubber!!.

As regards size I am pretty average in length and girth so was hoping that the vortex qualities would not be lost on me. I have had a number of flights now and only say OMG. The sensation of the Vortex has not failed to suprise me yet. the way is feels as if it is sucking you in - the variable channel widths and ribs just keep surprising you. The "cums" are magnificent in that it almosts catches you off your guard. For some reason I amable to cum 3 to 4 times and the sense of my own cum ading to the lubrication ? heightens the satifaction.

I decided to write this reviww today after just experiencing my first hands free flight using the matteress method while watching one of my favourite porn ? stars Ava Lauren, Hands Free is fanstastic. I came buckets and I know because it all tripped out of the case afterwards.

I have tried to follow all the tips on use e.g warming up sleev and Lube ? and must say they do add considerably to the experience. Also washing is ok and I find cornflour really works to help keep the material soft and inviting.

All in all fleshlights ? are not the real thing but my god they deliver a fanstastic sexual experience in its own right and as such should be found by all men.

Not sure where my fleshlifght journey will take me to next but I do know it is going to be enjoyable.

Here are some links of Henry Rollins talking about masturbation ?, hope you all laugh and enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ts4VBlPjJ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcUrac0LGZE&feature=related

I have to pay sales tax but ground shipping comes overnight!

P.S. Does IFL pocket that tax money or actually give it to the state?

The reason I’m asking is because I want to buy Interactive Sex ? with Lisa Ann.

The website does ship to Australia but I’m not sure if it’s legal to buy porn ? from the US or not.

Have any Australians here ever bought porn ? online from the US? Is it legal?

Thanks.

10. If you have ever gotten a boner upon hearing the words ‘cyclone’ or ‘vortex’ on the WeatherChannel….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
9. If the name of your ’significant other’ is "Pink lady ?"….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
8. If you own a storage crate that isn’t used for ’storage’….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
7. If you know what "hold at location" means….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
6. If the ATF has ever paid you a visit because of an unusually large purchase of isopropyl alcohol….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
5. If you have ever taken the batteries out of your watch to use in a ‘Vibro’….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
4. If you have ever drooled upon seeing black naugahyde furniture with built-in cup holders….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict
3. If you have ever mistakenly called a ‘Flashlight’ a ‘Fleshlight ?‘….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
2. If you know the formula for xanthan gum Lube ? (by heart!)….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
1. If you have more ‘Fleshbucks’ than actual cash….then you ARE a Fleshlight ? addict!

Personally, I’m almost exclusively attracted to slim women, who have to have at least one physically attractive feature. They certainly don’t have to be model/Barbie girl/porn star types (actually I prefer real women who are on this side of perfection).

Having said that, I really don’t care how nice/intelligent/humourous/caring they are, bottom line is-if they’re vastly overweight/underweight, I will NEVER entertain the possibility of a relationship beyond friendship with a woman like this.

I know what you’re thinking: they can always get into shape, and perhaps the beautiful sexy ? butterfly can emerge, but until it does, I’m just not interested sexually.

I dunno, there seems to be a fine line between high standards and snobbery, and in the end both seem to ensure that one goes to bed alone.

Obviously we all have different triggers which attract us….but it always seems to come across as shallow when we disqaulify someone based on their appearance. Is this being shallow, or just selective? Does everyone end up having to defend their position on this too?