Fleshlight Reviews / Info from March 11th, 2010

WW Too Intense

March 11th, 2010
Hello, about a year ago i bought a Fleshlight ? Wonderwave ?. I really tried and gave it many chances but i never really liked it.

It actually feels pretty good until orgasm or close to orgasm. The feeling gets too intense and i can’t keep going. It’s really not enjoyable and kind of hurts. I’ve tried different amount of Lube ?, different speeds and anything else i can think of but it’s not helping. If i pull out before it does not feel as intense but still not enjoyable.

I’m uncut, 6 inches long and about 5.5 inches in circumference. I’ve read that uncut ppl may prefer non-textured inserts and I’ve been thinking of ordering one of those.

What do you guys think? Should I just go for a classic non-textured insert or something else? Other suggestions regarding the matter is also welcome.

Thanks,
traveller155

bittorrent - anyone use it?

March 11th, 2010
to get porn ?, or other things?
if so - what do you use, and what goodies have you gotten there?

How to Lube Up - Suggestions

March 11th, 2010
Hello FLyers, i have a question about the WAY you Lube ? up the Fleshlight ?.
Specifically, here are the questions I have

1) HOW do you mix your Lube ? with water? Do you use a spray bottle or do you have an empty bottle like a shampoo bottle and mix it in there?

2) In what ratio do you mix your Lube ? with? (If you dilute it with water.)

3) What is the best ? mix in order ? to simulate a female ejaculation in YOUR opinion.?

Note: I use ID Glide. I tried Astroglide, KY products in the past but didn’t really like them..

Better Know A Pornstar

March 11th, 2010
Hey guys, so I started a new series on the Blog ? called "Better Know A Pornstar" and I will be interviewing different porn ? stars as time goes on.

I started today with Joanna Angel, so make sure to come on by and take a read.
Just head to Blog ?.fleshlight.com.

If you have anyone you want me to interview, let me know. Next time I’ll even let YOU, the Fleshlight ? Forum members ask a question.

Help me choose…

March 11th, 2010
Time to sign-up for a new porn ? scrip. Help me choose between analslurp.com or drippingcreampies.com. Analslurp is girls taking cocks up the ass, the wad blown in there and a second girl sucking it out. Pretty sick– just the way I like it. Drippingcreampies is girls taking cocks up the ass, the wad blown in there, theh she squeezes it out all over the bed, onto the floor, maybe even into a glass and drinks it. If I were the director, I’d sure have that little trick for my customers. So if you have time, give those sites a check-out and help me decide. I will choose just one. I never have more than one going at a time…

Green Lady Cyclone

March 11th, 2010
Hi everyone,

as a follow up for the O’Doyle Stout thread, I was wondering if anyone who ordered a Green lady ? Cyclone has received it yet?

I’ve been reading up about the vibro cyclone sleeve and the O’Doyle Stout, and I’m worried about all the defects and air bubbles people were talking about. I am interested in getting the Green lady ? Cyclone, but I would like to hear some reviews about the quality first. Has anyone got it yet?

Thanks a lot.
tFox2010

O’Doyles Stout SIAC/Mini Forbidden

March 11th, 2010
First off, this is my first SIAC purchase. I own two other fleshlights ?, a vortex and a speed bump ? (both Pink lady ? orifices). I’ve held off buying a SIAC due to size limitations (I’m just over 7" long and 6" in girth when fully erect..and the SIAC’s are just over 6 3/4") but had to give this one a go.
With plenty of Lube ? on my cock and inside the insert, using my finger to Lube ? the orifice, I knew right off the bat how good this was going to be. It felt just like slipping my finger inside my GF’s ass.
I put on some good POV anal porn ? and guided my rock hard cock against the opening, pushing inside even felt like anal. Once the head was in, the shaft quickly followed. At first, I did push through the end of the insert, bottoming out against the end cap **, but after a few strokes and my cock calming down and getting into fuck mode, it didn’t pose a problem to go balls deep in this. The feeling it was giving me, I knew I wasn’t going to last long at all. I forgot about watching the porn ? and just laid back to fully enjoy the sensation this tight insert was giving me. Well it wasn’t long at all before I felt myself sweeling inside it, getting near the point of no return and just went with it, full on stroking until I let loose, the hardest nut I’ve have in a long time and able to keep pumping through it just made it that much better.(Something I haven’t been able to do with my vortex ever.) This has got to be the best ? simulation of anal Sex ? EVER. It’s not an overly intense sleeve but you’ll know that it’s there and it means business..and business is good.
**After reading some helpful tips on the forums..I found that switching the end caps (putting the top one on the bottom) will allow more depth. Also tightening the bottom suction cap all the way is like a vice and the vacuum will hold your cock inside it..seriously, pulling it off takes some effort.
So after just two sessions with the Mini Forbidden I’ll rate my fleshlights ? as follows.
Mini Forbidden- 9/10 (only due to my own size limitations..other wise, it’s a 10 all the way.)
Vortex- 9/10 This one is intense as hell, both during flight and orgasm.
speed bump ? 7/10 Not as intense..more like a dick massage with a happy ending.

Twat in the world is it?

March 11th, 2010
Well kids,

My worst fear was almost realized yesterday.
Due to ILF’s SUPERIOR customer service, I was sent a replacement sleeve for my "Jimmy Swallow" FJB sleeve due to several blimishes that I took pictures ? of for them.
My UPS lady ? ALWAYS delivers at 3:00 on the dot if I have a package, and I had to be at work at 5:00. So I should be cool….I thought.

…so by the time 4:15 rolled around and no site of a UPS truck up, I was getting a little nervous.
By 5:00, I had to take a Xanax!

Not that I care if my roomies know what it is (they know I am a bottom dwelling whore devoid of any and all morals), but see. My mother and my sister were visiting and staying with me through this morning.
THAT was the problem.

And most of ya’ll know how nosy women are!

(…well, and homosectionals are probably worse…I ain’t gonna lie.)

Anyjunk,

I was late for work.
No package.

I things that were running around in my head, I could not concentrate.

One thing about me, I HATE to lie. I abhorr it! I am so honest, it sickens other people, and I dont even like this fact about myself, because honesty can get you in more trouble than lies many times.
Then it happened.

I get a call from my mother.

"You got a package from UPS? What is it?"

Now, I am not lying about being so truthful, but boy… I can jump around the truth like fucking Flo-Jo!
I told the story of my DJ Hero game for Wii and the turntable was defective, so they had to send me a replacement.
(it was sent month ago)

When I got home late that night, I made a beeline to my room and there sat a package.

COMPLETLEY SEALED!

THANK THE Fleshlight ? HEAVENS!

I can not convey the amount of sheer terror I went through last night.

I dont know how open you guys are about your FL’s (are you? I am curious?), I consider myself very open about it with friends and such.

But I would be just fine if my mother never knew what a Fleshlight ?(jack) was.

:bulgy-eyes:

How Fleshjack “Bi” are you?

March 11th, 2010
Nah.
Not really. But I got to thinking (which is NEVER productive or resoursful, or even entertaining. It is nothing to me but a bad habit.)
Anydick,
I was wondering as I went to the Fleshlight ? Girls site to see something someone had mentioned,
"I wonder how many Fleshjack Bisexuals (I dubbed them "Flysexual") are there?

How many of you reading this, are "Flesh-Bi" or Flesh Bi-curious?

More specifically,

Well, let me explain. (just a little bit I promise)

Ok,
We have a Fleshlight ? site that caters to straight men.
and…
We have a Fleshjack site that caters to gay men.

How many of you straight guys, crossed over. Whether by accident, a lower price, a special, a unique texture. And bought a *BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOM* A FLESHJACK!

And you fags. All my "pssseeps". My family! Why when I search ? videos on Xtube under the search ? term "Fleshlight ?" and almost EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. is a guy guy (or two) playing around with their fleshies.
WITH A lady ? ORIFICE!?!!?

(which I am PRETTY SURE YOU CAN ONLY GET FROM THE "BREEDERLIGHT" SITE! I do know that at one time that "lady ?" was all that was availible, but I look at the dates, ….AND I DONT GET IT!?!?!)

Note:any of my roaming datatribe should be read with sarcasm and humor. Got it bitches?