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June 30th, 2010
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June 30th, 2010

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First Review: Lotus, Primal, and Sukit Draft

June 30th, 2010
At this moment in time I have used the Primal sleeve and Sukit Draft five times each.
I have used the Lotus 33 times. Yes, I keep count.

As my first review ?, this will include thoughts on both my overall Fleshlight ? experience as well as descriptions of what each of these textures is like.

I am uncircumcised, 6.5 inches long, and 4.25" circumference. That’s not as thick as it sounds, which may be part of my dilemma with fully appreciating some of these sleeves.
You see, despite Orlando’s quite wonderful official reviews of the sleeves in which he describes in great detail each and every unique feeling of a particular sleeve, I don’t seem to be able to get anything near that subtle out of my experiences. Maybe my nerves are shot (doubtful as I’ve never been a furious masturbator with an iron grip), maybe I’m not big enough, or maybe we just don’t really have the nerve endings distributed in our cocks in such a way that every different thing happening at once can possibly make a difference.

THE LOTUS
The Lotus was my first. The day I got it I remember lubing it up and finding the experience strange. It wasn’t the instantly over the top intense sensation I expected. It wasn’t like my hand. The warmth from soaking it immediately became prevalent and I think was probably the most stimulating portion of the experience. Here I was buried in something silky, engulfing, slick, and warm. I started pumping faster and harder, acting as if I was hittin’ that ass, using my hips for once rather than lounging back and stroking.
I’ve become a lazy masturbator, and this has become very apparent in my Fleshlight ? experience. I will often masturbate slowly for hours on end, edging myself, waning between being limp and hard and in between.
With a Fleshlight ?, you only get one of those choices. You better be hard, or you aren’t getting off. If you lose it even a little bit, you won’t be able to continue penetrating the sleeve.
This didn’t happen the first day however. I came fast. Way faster than I expected from the immediate lack of over the top sensation I had expected and been disappointed by. Yet here I was, taken somewhat aback by how this warm sensation had taken my years of hour long sessions and thrown that experience out the window.

Somewhat psychologically damaged from my fear of incapability the first time, I went back at it twenty minutes later and lasted twenty to twenty-five minutes pounding it hard.
Alright then, I thought. That… was different.

All I got from sessions with the Lotus for quite a while afterward was the odd feeling of a warm engulfing chamber. It wasn’t until later that I’d find parts of the subtlety that would again bring me the level of edging pleasure I’d had with my hand for so many years.
The best ? way I’ve found to tap into that is by lying on my back and emulating the girl riding me. I’m able to slowly ease down the chamber until stopping at two different spots in the Lotus sleeve in which, at the slow rate I’m going, I actually kind of… stop, and hit a wall. Applying a little more pressure, I pop through it and continue down the sleeve until I find, about 2-3 inches later, a similar sensation of hitting a chamber that I have to force myself through, to the delightful feeling of another pop.
This is now my favorite sensation with this sleeve. I don’t really get much more out of it consciously. The plethora of alterations in width along the design surely affect me by applying and removing tension, but it is those two moments in which I can push through that really make me love this sleeve.

THE PRIMAL
At first glance, The Primal looks like a crazy ride. There are teeth and weird alien looking anemone things and lotus nodes abound.
Yet for some reason, I don’t feel any of that. It is the smoothest feeling sleeve I own. I’m not kidding either. There isn’t a mix up in the textures or anything- I can feel it with my fingers, and I find that fingering it is actually rather stimulating. But what my cock receives is oddly smooth. Smoother than the Lotus even.
I don’t feel the two sets of teeth- I have a feeling they don’t protrude far enough into the texture or aren’t quite solid enough to really graze me. Maybe if I were thicker I’d notice them more (I’ve never really had a problem with my girth before- this is a statement more on the design of the sleeves, which as has already been repeatedly noted, seem to be created for people with kielbasa sausages in their pants). But in any case, the teeth actually reside lower than most of the other textures in the sleeve, so I graze those, but the teeth never affect me. Considering everything in any sleeve is made of the same material as the rest of the sleeve, it’s understandable that it would generally have a similar feeling. I can only assume this is what is happening with this sleeve. Despite all the intricate weird hot stuff residing in there, waiting to please me, it comes off similarly. Only when I press the Fleshlight ? down all the way and squeeze the vaginal lips down into my pelvis do I hit a spot that feels truly different. That would be the STU ? bumps.
Interestingly enough, I have not yet had the same popping sensation with the lotus node in this as I have with the lotus.
Now, none of this is to say that I dislike the sleeve. That is very far from the truth. I’m just saying that despite looking at the picture and thinking "holy hell that is going to be amazing," it isn’t going to feel different each step along the way. It will be amazing, though I haven’t quite figured out why yet.

Now, I’ll end the Primal’s section with this next quip and you can completely throw it out for being as seemingly irrational as it may be. I have not had Sex ?, but there is something about the overall sensation of the primal that actually makes me think this is closer to the real thing than the lotus. "What? How can you say that? You don’t have the qualifications to make that argument at all!" You’re right, I don’t, and it may be my experience alone- the fact that the lotus node and the teeth don’t show any prominence to me at all and that the rest of the sleeve feels rather similar, but there is something about the very slight ways in which this sleeve changes that strikes me as… organic and real. Entirely despite what it was meant to be. There are less empty pockets than in the Lotus, and well, maybe I’ll change that opinion once I finally get some. I’m still young, after all.

THE SUKIT DRAFT
There is something about this sleeve that doesn’t beg me to use it. It’s probably that two out of the four times I’ve taken it out, I intended it to be an appetizer. A mouth ? for me just does not seem like a main course.
But it is.
In fact, in the Sukit, I can feel the teeth, and I quite like them. I can also feel the somewhat gritty texture, assuming I haven’t used too much Lube ?. And really, I quite like it.
The Super Tight ? throat is actually practically negligible however. It is one of those sensations that, looking at the pictures ?, you assume will be amazing and intense. Nope. It’s just kind of there and you’ll enter it and might not even realize it unless there’s so little Lubricant ? that you come into contact with the entrance of the Super Tight ? tunnel and end up pushing the sleeve back instead of making your way inside.
It is for this reason, and this reason alone, that I think that in the war between Sukit Draft and the full sized Swallow, I’d recommend the Swallow despite the incredibly weird notion of a girl with a six inch long canine tongue. So I went with… closer to realism. The teeth are further back than they’d be in a real girl’s mouth ? and they circle all the way around rather than having a row on top and bottom, as does the tongue texture… but the throat was at least accessible and at a somewhat accurate three inches deep. Too bad the throat doesn’t matter much- it does something different, definitely. I was just expecting more of a squeeze, I guess.

I have actually managed to use this sleeve without Lube ?- only the first three inches or so, but still enough to get off. The texture is Far better without Lube ?. In the instance I managed to do it, I used the sleeve along (rather odd to try to hold) in the shower. It was great. I ended up using it again that night, with Lube ? and the can, and it was great again.
The can provides an Intense amount of suction, so much that if the top is fully sealed, you will be stuck inside. It’s actually kind of fun making it air tight and trying to pull yourself out of it. Not happening. That is one of the really unique things about the Sukit- you will be playing with the suction throughout the experience. With it loosened up, I can easily plow down the entire sleeve, which feels great. Tighten it up a little and I’ll actually have a harder time getting in and out. The suction on the fleshlights ? don’t have anything remotely close to that.

I like holding the can far more than the Fleshlight ?, which will sometimes give my hand a cramp due to its rather large size. Getting Lube ? on and cleaning the outside of the can concerns me more than the Fleshlight ? though, because it has a fairly appealing design- which is unfortunately just a sticker rather than an …imprint or whatever they use on Coke cans. It is also not entirely inconspicuous- despite the pictures ? on the website, the back of the can rather clearly states Sex ? In A Can, the Fleshlight ? logo, and other incriminating text descriptions. I figured the SUKIT portion of the name was so creatively infused with oriental-looking symbols that it’d actually be possible to pass off as nothing. Nope. None of this stuff is stealthy. Not a bit.

OVERALL THOUGHTS
I’m not sure being uncircumcised affects my ability to use these products at all. This is worth mentioning because of an odd disclaimer in the FAQ ? on the official Fleshlight ? site. It urges uncircumcised men to choose smoother textures that are less crazy inside. In my experience with these three sleeves, I actually really like the tightness of the Sukit a great deal. While I thoroughly enjoy all of them, there are elements of each that I take to combine into a better product- the size and tightness of the SIAC being one of them. That the crazy interior of the Primal sleeve proved to actually feel to me like the smoothest of the three rather than the craziest ride, I will have to whole-heartedly disagree with ILF’s FAQ ? for uncircumcised men.

FAVORITE THINGS
the size of the product in regards to holding it - Sukit Draft
interior size - Sukit Draft

my ability to edge with it - Lotus
awesome popping sensations - Lotus

realism of the molded orifice - Aletta Ocean Primal (Jesse Jane’s is great too, but I like Ocean’s more)
perceived realism of the sleeve - oddly enough, Primal

CLEAN UP
The fleshlights ? are easier to remove the sleeve from the casing due to their cone shape, however the Sukit seems like it is capable of drying faster. The lotus nodes in the rear of the Lotus (the ones I never get to use) like to hold water as well as… other things. I’ve already had to give the Lotus a rubbing alcohol bath (owned it since mid-April). The Primal seems equally as annoying to dry- I end up trying to finger it and reduce the moisture just by soaking it up with my fingers. The Sukit however, only has two different girths and is pretty smooth, as well as not wasting space with things I won’t be able to use.

RATINGS
So yeah, I’m not going to give you numbers.

My mind is most attracted to the Primal, and that is probably going to get the most use out of these three sleeves for me, but the more sleeves I get, the slower any will be able to catch up to my usage of the Lotus.

HOPES AND DREAMS
Merging the convenience and internal size of the SIAC cans with the more realistic ? orifices of the Fleshlight ? Girls and Private Series textures would be a dream. The lips of the Sukit look pretty damn good, but the other current SIAC offers in the line up are things I will never buy due to the unappealingly fake Pussy ? lips and weird ass with a super gross mini vag. I would have easily picked up the three pack in SIAC form if it were Stoya, Lupe, or Jenna’s parts molded on there.

WHAT’S NEXT
I’m hoping to pick up Stoya’s ass. I’m considering the Lotus Garden as well, but if you have actually managed to read all of this, I think some of you may have a better recommendation for me than I would have considered before. I keep thinking I want something tighter, more obvious. Something where I get those pops of pushing through and that tongue-texture, and the uneven pressure of the Lotus, but tighter. Recommendations from you would be very welcome.

How much have you spent?

June 30th, 2010
I just calculated how much money i’ve spent on this stuff since I ordered my first FL. $610. That’s insane. I mean that’s spread out over three years, but it’s still a lot of money. How much have you guys spent?

Original texture and the 342 deal

June 30th, 2010
Lately, I’ve become more interested in the smoother, less-stimulating sleeves, since edging with the Vortex can become a little… precarious at times. I want something that allows some more movement, that requires a bit more work. The Original, st ? and ww ? are thus attracting my eye.

I’d like to snag these three in a 342 order ?, but I notice that the Original is not available as part of this offer. Is this intentional? The Original texture doesn’t get much love here, and its lower price compared to the other "classic" sleeves reflects that. So I was a bit surprised to see it excluded.

What should I get?

June 30th, 2010
So I’ve just noticed a small tear in my mini-maid vortex right at the orifice :(

I travelled back here to peruse what’s new and jeez are there a ton of new textures! They apparently don’t even make the mini-maid anymore (RIP).

I was just looking to get some recommendations for a new FL to get. I’m mostly just interested in something that feels great, not too interested in the realism or whatever. I don’t really care either about a specific FLG, I’m mostly just interested in the textures.

Just doing a casual search ? it seems that STU ?, lotus, swallow seem to come up as positive? Also I’ve read reviews of a "primal" but can’t find it anywhere.

Anyway, a penny for your thoughts.

Anyone collect Lisa Ann videos?

June 29th, 2010
She is so hot, its unreal that her tits are real (no pun intended)…lol…it is unreal their huge but natural.:go-away:

Is Pink Lotus Lager and Lady Lager the same SIAC?

June 29th, 2010
I have the Pink Lotus Lager. Is the lady ? Lager the same SIAC? It seems to me they have the same orifice and same texture.

drying question

June 29th, 2010
how long does it take most of you to get your sleeves dry

if i use 2 within a short period of time i have one drying in in a semi open draw laying on a towel

and the other one i completely out hidden behind a few things

both are right near the air conditioner so you would think it would dry pretty quick

but my swallow still isnt dry after over 14 hours thats the one thats sitting out

and my lotus garden the one in the draw has been drying for like more then 48 hours

so what are your drying times like and any tips?

Edger Seeking Help on Next FL

June 29th, 2010
Hello! Title states the obvious. I’ve been using a V Touch without vibrators for ~5 months now and have decided that it isn’t intense enough for edging. What I’m after is the most intense insert that wont make me numb after half an hour. No such thing as too intense!

I’ve read that sr ?/WW are extremely good but make you feel numb after a short while, which wouldn’t be good for what I’m aiming at. Not sure about STU ?.

Thoughts, help all appreciated! :3
And yes, I have used the search ? function and read through the stuff. Most of the topics are about intensity and ‘instant gratification’.