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why ?

the chocolate FL looks like not being made anymore? any explanation?
and when will the Vortex be availiable in Europe ? I CANT WAIT!

It has been a year and a half i met my four Fls and i am planing to marry them!
You know, they give u Sex ? with minimal hassle! :hahaha:

Tonight I was using my STU ?, and I noticed that apparently it leaks Lube ? out of the endcap. I also noticed that the suction cap will turn for a while and then it will like skip and keep turning… so it doesn’t tighten completely, and when it’s as tight as it can go without skipping, the cap is not flush with the rest of the case like it is on my ice case. And when I’m playing with it, I can actually hear the air escaping… has anybody else noticed this, or is my case defective?? Is there supposed to be a difference in the cases?? I can try to post a picture, but I don’t know how well you’d be able to see it anyway since the only camera I have is a shitty little keychain thing that takes horribly low resolution photos ?… and I can’t take a picture now regardless because it’s night time, and it has no flash… I really need to get a real digital camera.

Just Orderd A Vortex Pink lady ?. Was Thinking On Raven Rilly ww ?,but After Reading All The Reviews On The Vortex Went With It. This Isn’t My First Fleshlight ?, Also Have The Opl,stpl,and The STU ?. Will Let You Know When I Get It What I Think Of It Over The Others. By The Sounds Of It , I Should Be In For A Real Treat. Mauser

A few days ago, I received my first Flesh Light, a STU ? in particular. My girlfriend of about a year, who is not a virgin, has been asking me for a few months now if I was ready to let her teach me how to ? have Sex ?. I told her I was not ready, and I waited, I wanted my first time to be special. So I got my FL in the mail, and promptly used it a few times, even edging as close as I could a few times, even trying new positions. After about 5 FLights, I felt I was prepared, but I was still a bit nervous..

Cut to the chase..

Earlier today I drove over to my girlfriends house, and told her I was ready for her to teach me, her not knowing I had a trick up my sleeve, my practice sessions with my STU ?. I lasted an astounding 13 MINUTES with my girlfriend, on my first intercourse with any girl..I was blown away by how this product had helped me accomplish something I was afraid of for many months. My girlfriend said, and I quote "Are you sure you’re a virgin?" At that point I knew, this was an investment that I would not regret. Ever.

Thank you guys for making such a great product, that’s changed my life, and probably so many others’ as well.

Move this to testimonials ? please I goofed

There are other similar products, has anyone tried those? is this the best ? out there? Comparing with others, this one is surely expensive.

I find this sort of thing interesting.
Some may find it too scientific, clinical or geeky.

Here are links to Steven A. Shubin of Austin Tx. 1996 and 1997 US patents for "Device for discreet sperm collection".

:D
Enjoy.
The links may not replace your favorite porn ? links for FLying but it may help feed the higher levels of you brains!!!!

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I have an original pink lady ? (my first) and am looking to get a 2nd.

I hear the vortex is pretty awesome.

Not sure if measurements really matter or not but I’m 6" girth and 6.5" long…the original pink feels a bit loose …think I’d like the Vortex better, or should I go for something like a Super Tight ??

BTW lately I haven’t even warmed up my FL. It takes too much time I just use it cold, hee hee.

I’ve seen a picture somebody posted in these forums somewhere, but I can’t remember who posted it, or which thread it was in. I tried looking for it myself, but to no avail. Can someone direct me to the right thread, or just post it in this one?

What I’m looking for is a picture somebody took of two Fleshlight ? inserts hanging in two wire hangers that were bent a certain way to hang the inserts up to dry. I wanted to see the picture again to see exactly how the hangers were bent so I can do this myself, as it seems very convenient. I’ve done something similar myself, but it’s very crude compared to what I saw in the picture… So does anybody know what I’m talking about, and can anybody help me out here? Thanks in advance, by the way.

How I Lost My…
fleshlights ?! (yes, plural)

So I came home for the summer from college and I kept my fleshlights ? (2 of them) in my room in two boxes so that if that first box was opened by someone, the other one would still be concealing my fleshlights ?. I put them in my closet under a bunch of other garbage that I was never going to use so that no one would want to lift it up and look through the box.

At this time (during my vacation) I was studying for my MCAT and really didnt get to use my FL Then July came strolling around and I had already taken my test and I was about to get the keys to my apartment in a couple of days where I would have moved the fleshlights ?.

About two days before getting the keys to my apartment, I got this weird feeling during night that I should move my fleshlights ? somewhere else in my house but I didn’t. The next morning I wake up and go to brush my teeth and I walk back in room, my dad had searched my closet for a wire that he needed. I looked right at the box my fleshlights ? were in and I saw that the box was in a different position. I was like uh-oh! But my dad didn’t say anything.
He was just about to leave my room and then says ‘hey, whats in this box?’ pointing at my Fleshlight ? box. I said I don’t know.
He asks, "are you sure?". I said yes, im sure. He said but it has your address on it, and I once again denied knowing what was in the box.
Obviously my dad knew what was in it (and I know he knows it was a Fleshlight ? because I know he watches porn ? and Fleshlight ? advertises are everywhere!).

He walks away. That had to be the weirdest, most awkward thing that ever happened to me in my life.

The next day, I knew my dad would do something about it so I was planning on taking out one Fleshlight ? and hiding it while sacrifing the other but before I could do anything… I looked in my closet and the box was gone!!

I looked all over my house, the basement, the garage, but it was gone. Also this day happened to be garbage pick up day in my area
So I knew it, my fleshlights ? were gone!

The worst part was I didn’t get to use them and the night before this happened I had that gut feeling to move them but I didn’t.

After the encounter I had about 2 awkward weeks with my dad. But now everything seems fine, except for one thing - nothing feels as good as the Fleshlight ?!

What I lost:
1 Wonderwave ? Fleshlight ?
1 Supertight (the one I would have sacrificed)
- This was only used about 10 times ever, because I enjoyed the ww ? so much more
2 Fleshlight ? cases, 1 of which was Brand NEW!

So now, I have a question for you guys:
What should I get:
STU ?, sr ?, or VORTEX?
I want to learn to last longer but get a good feeling as well. I know I can learn to last longer with any of these really with practice but which do you recommend?

And thanks for reading this if you did. Kinda had to vent it out.