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Well quite a while back i won some SIACs and have been neglecting to get on here and post up my reviews.

First let me start by saying TY Orlando, I know i was probably one of the most troublesome contest winners :smirk:

That being said lets start this off by also saying that i own a SB/SR/WW/Lotus/Vortex in full size and now in SIAC i own the Vamp (had a defect so its for decoration not for use so i wont say much on it in this review ?) LL/ASA/SEB

Today i will be talking about the Lotus Lager, Abbey’s Secret Ale, and Spread Eagle Brew, and touch on the Vamps appearance.

I do not know if they changed the formula with the SIAC line but the material still to this day remains not sticky in the slightest for me.

The reviews are a little short, but i feel that they are detailed enough to get the point across. If anyone wants more details on any of them please just ask and i will gladly extend my responses.

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The Vamp:

Mine had a defect in it and when I talked to Orlando I opted for a different SIAC so that is why I do not have a functional Vamp (Had a bubble inside that was blocking up the sleeve and made it super thin where the bubble was).

This sleeve has a great appearance to it, the Fangs really are a funny surprise to see on it. The inner texture looks like one hell of a ride.

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The LL:

This sleeve i was really excited to try because i have the full Lotus and was not too pleased with how long i would have had to be to get out of the smooth parts. This sleeve was the perfect length to reach everything.

The appearance of this sleeve is very nice, it almost has a slight appearance of a camel toe on the outside which was a welcomed change for me because i am not a fan of huge lips. Upon first glance the texture seems to be a mystery from the outside just because of the fact that you know its a changing texture and all you can see is through the back end which has a huge rib.

This sleeve upon entry seems to welcome you in to its warm embrace. for the first few strokes it seems smooth but after a few pumps the varying texture of it does become apparent and is quite wonderful. As you finish in this sleeve it seems to try and keep you there to suck out as much as it possibly can.

I would recommend this sleeve to everyone wanting to get a Lotus but fear the length being an issue. It is a gentle sleeve, but it does make you want to go back to it.

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The ASA:

Now I was skeptical about trying this one as it was a mini SB texture. for those of you that have not read my old posts; I am not a huge fan of the SB, though it does have its purpose. But i was pleasantly surprised.

Upon opening the case this sleeve looks like a slightly more feminine mouth ? than the old mouth ? entrance which i did like as the old mouth ? just seemed masculine (I know that is hard to discern from just the overall shape of a mouth ? but in my mind it makes a difference). The inside texture was as i expected, it looked like a SB variant.

On first entry this sleeve is different then its counter-part in the way that it is subtly feeling like its helping you out of it not into it which is a nice change up but feels a little odd at first. The bumps inside are more subtle then the large SB which also allows for them to be noticed throughout the entire FLight without ever fading which can enhance the overall climax as you feel them all the way up to and at climax. I do find exiting this one after finishing quite fun because the feeling of it seems to be asking you not to stop and to keep playing.

I would recommend this sleeve to those that did not care for the SB as it will be a nice change of pace and also to those who want a mouth ? in their collection but are strapped for cash as the pint size FL is also cheaper.

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The SEB:

I was really eager to try this one because the only complaint i really ever had with the original Vortex was the size of it (the wide parts being to wide and the small parts being too far apart). The expectations were blown out of the water on this girl. Though i had heard this sleeve was too tight for some, this was not the case for me.

Opening the lid i was not too thrilled by the huge lips as the large lips are not a turn on for me, but once you get going you don’t really look at it (Also, the lips came a little stuck together, but they pulled apart and were not sticky at all). The inside had me wondering ab out the original Vortex i had gotten because i had assumed the little end piece where there is an empty spot was in the SEB as well but in a small form so i now realize it was intentional. Also the texture looked amazing and wild.

When I entered it the sleeve seemed to pull me in and not want me to leave as it had a subtle angle to it that makes it easier to go in then out. This was a very fun added feeling to it. The sleeve was amazing, as with every stroke in it felt as if the inside was changing as you went over all of the twisted ribs. After finishing when its time to pull out you feel the urge to shove it in again hard. All in all, one hell of a ride.

I would recommend this sleeve to anyone who wants a SIAC or even for some first time FLyers as this really is a winner in my book. I love this sleeve and the size just helps it earn points from me.

The Twista texture, exclusively on the Tera Patrick Fleshlight ?, is often overlooked and seldom mentioned. Read on for why you should pick one up.

My Dimensions:

6" long and 4.5" girth
22 years old
Experienced FLyer with 2+ years experience.

Testing Strategy:

• Minimum of 5 FLights on each FL before a review ?, each ending in orgasm.
• Each FLight is performed naked, lying flat on the bed without any porn ? or external stimulation.
• There are at least 24 hours between each FLight.
• I always make sure the end cap is open and allows for air to freely move in and out.
• I use Gun Oil H2O Lubricant ?.
• Generally, I do some edging with the sleeve before my orgasm, each FLight lasting roughly 10 - 20 minutes.
• During at least one FLight I force myself to pump all the way through my orgasm in order ? to assess the sensitivity of the texture during ejaculation.

Review:

The FLG Tera Patrick model was one of the first FL’s to feature an exclusive texture: the Twista. This texture features one spiraling ridge that replicates the feel of the wonder wave ?, but with a twist. The farther in you thrust, the tighter the canal becomes, increasing the sensations. This soft, flexible ridge, doesn’t overpower you, but instead gently strokes your cock as you are fucking it. I first feel the texture right on the top of my cock, working my frenulum with each stroke. The deep part of the texture really does wonders on the head of your cock. The moment I started to use this sleeve, I knew it would become a favorite.

The stimulation provided by the texture is excellent. Although the ridges are quite flexible, they provide enough stimulation to really work your cock. I could easily feel them on all sides of my cock when stroking. The deeper you thrust, the tighter the canal becomes, increasing the sensation. For this reason, if you have a longer cock, you’ll enjoy more of this tightness, increasing the sensations even more. I had no trouble enjoying this sleeve at my length of 6". The ridges are wide enough that at a 4.5" girth, it was more than enough to stimulate me. I feel this texture will work with a cock of any size, but the longer you are, the better it should feel. I could really feel the texture on the tip of my cock, working it over quite well. I was able edge quite well by letting the waves work the frenulum on the head of my cock. I had to be careful though, because this sleeve will make you cum hard!

My orgasms with this sleeve were the most intense I’ve had with any texture. The sleeve is loose enough to provide plenty of room for expansion during orgasm, but the ridges are what produce an extremely intense sensation. The intensity of the texture really shows itself during your orgasm. I could not believe how intense it was at the point of orgasm. The ridges are not the most stimulating of all the textures I’ve tried, but during orgasm, the way they work your cock is unlike any other. I was only able to keep stroking through orgasm a few times, and it was more difficult to do so on this texture than any other, STU ? included!

Cleanup with this texture required a moderate amount of work. The spiraling ridge manages to collect a lot of Lube ? and cum, and since the end of the texture is narrower, you have to work a bit to clean it out. Normally I use my fingers to rub around inside and this does the trick after a few minutes. The sleeve didn’t affect my cock negatively in any way after my FLights. No soreness or tenderness occurred, it was a genuinely good experience all around. This sleeve requires a bit of Lube ? to fill the ridges up, but once I was FLying, I didn’t require much more Lube ?. All around, it was about average in Lube ? use.

Due to the intense pleasures of this sleeve during orgasm, I am giving it a 10/10. The intensity when your fucking will vary from person to person based on experience and such, but I found it to be a above normal intensity. You can definitely feel it when your fucking it, which keeps you on edge, but when you orgasm, the intensity is taken to another level. I would recommend this texture to everyone and anyone. No matter what size your cock is, you can enjoy this sleeve. The only negative I could find was the noise. It is nosier than most textures, but are you really going to let some noise prevent you from having the most intense orgasm of your life? Thats up to you to decide.

Summary:

Immediate Feedback - 8/10
Texture/Stimulation - 9/10
The Orgasm - 10/10
Lube ? Use - 4/5
Aftermath/Cleanup - 5/5
Overall - 10/10

Notes:

• Each FL is unique and requires a break-in period. I don’t note that period in the review ? because I do a minimum of 5 FLights. Please be aware of any DGS (Death Grip Syndrome) you may have, or a break in period if you are new to the Fleshlight ?. I recommend at least 5 FLights for experienced FLyers and at least 10 or more for new users before you can really appreciate a texture.
• I don’t normally assess quality of the sleeve in my reviews as the quality changes somewhat depending on the product they use for manufacturing and the FL you receive. Should any abnormal quality issues arise, I will make note of it.
• I don’t focus on "realism" (to a real Pussy ?) in my reviews as my primary concern is my orgasm. I don’t think that its possible to create a "realistic ?" Pussy ? with the current material. My primary goal when using the Fleshlight ? is to have a great orgasm, regardless of the realism of the sleeve.
• I generally use the "lady ?" orifice on sleeves, except sleeves that have a unique orifice.

It’s Green. It’s a lady ? type. It has the cyclone texture. It is available only for the month of March. Now then. My birth stone is emerald. So I like green. I like getting drunk and phuken hot Pussy ? so I like Saint Patricks day. . .sex.

This seemed like a good idea to me. Sooooo point, click, BAMM!!! it arrived in the mail. Now then. Where to begin. First off I will say this, aside from it being green there is nothing really novel about her.

I named mine Kathy. As of this post I have had her about a dozen times.
YES. Orion slave girl fantasies have come into "play."
YES. The gold case is gaudy and easily mistaken for the STU ?. Finally NO the cyclone is NOT a waste of time. To date the cyclone is only available with the Vortex line. Some have referred to it as a screwy "pun intended" variation on the Super Ribbed ?.

I say again. it all depends on the speed of your thrusts. I am still a firm beleiver that the original type is still the closest to vaginal intercourse. And since I have never nailed a mans back door I can only speculate what best ? simulates that. The wonder wave ? is still a close second. The lotus although VERY innovative and fun, is the furthest.

What I like about the Cyclone is that it feels like getting a Pussy ? blo-job. For those virgens out there or guys who have not yet gotten to boink a more experienced gal. I will explain. When a girl just lays there like a "dead phuk" and only works her thigh and Kiegels on your dick as you move in and out of her hot box. That’s a Pussy ? blo.

If done correctly it can feel VERY good. The cyclone simulates that very well. While watching porn ? and flying Kathy in a standing position, this insert type is great.

Hope I was helpfull!
Peace!

JaykoSolo

Ok. I finally received my Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus today after what seemed like months of waiting. My first impression of my new Fleshlight ? Girls Fleshlight ? was just…WOW! I couldnt believe the quality of everything that came in the package. From the Packaging itself,to The plastic case that initially held the Fleshlight ? sleeve,to The Gun Oil,And the Pearl colored Fleshlight ? case adds a nice touch to it all.Anyways,I couldnt even wait to heat the sleeve in warm water before I used it. Friction alone actually heats things up more than I thought it would.The sleeve material appears to be very thermally conductive.I lubed Lupe up with some gun oil,and I went at it. Im pretty used to getting enough girls to satisfy my male ? urges,so I can last quite a while in bed,but This Fleshlight ? made me feel like I was 15 again:I dont think I lasted more than five minutes.Its an unreal feeling.I think this sleeve is as close as anyone can get to the real thing.It actually felt better than one of my ex girlfriends! Ive already taken three FLights in the first day of receiving my new Fleshlight ?. I dont think ive broken it in yet,but each time I used it,the better it felt. Ill post a more comprehensive review ? in the next few weeks after I get more experience with my new Fleshlight ?. This is basically just a short,first impressions review ?. Feel free to post any suggestions or ideas.

I will be reviewing the Jenna Haze Forbidden in this reveiw which will be my frist reveiw.

To start off i’ll give some detail’s in too what god gave me to work with.

lenth (slightly over 8in’s)
grith (slightly over 6′ins)

and I am cut (sadly)
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I’ve had my J.H. Forbidding for 2 months so i’ve given it plently of time to break it in.
Ok im gonna start off with the oriface, the oriface is nicely designed, the butt ? checks are perfectly designed to hug your cock and give a perfect ball’s deep experance, and the hole is nice and tight and looks like a real A$$ hole lol.

Ok now down to the good part the frist incounter so in this short paragrah I will be talking bout using it and the feeling’s im receiving.
I don’t warm up my FL before use as i’ve tried it once and it didn’t really help. apon lubeing this thing up I can’t help but lubeing my cock up by sliding it between the butt ? check’s getting it and my cock lubed up nicely.
Apon penatrateing this thing you will instantly be swormed by how tight it is (which is awesome), and as I slide my head in and pass the Super Ribbed ? it just feel’s amazien, the way the Super Ribbed ? rub’s againt my head and my saft is just awesome, and the deeper you go the better it gets. The orgasm’s I get with this are increadable, I am very happy with this sleave.

Con’s
use’s Lube ? up very fast

Pro’s
everything else lol
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clean up 10/10
pleasure 10/10
orgasm 10/10
Lube ? consumption 6/10

overall score is a 10/10 cause the pleasure and orgasm you get out of this sleave is completly worth the extra Lube ?.
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:my other FL’s
STU ?
J.H. Lotus

(will write a reveiw on then soon)

**Tip** this sleave uses ALOT of Lube ? I normally use Gun oil H2O but had gotten 2 packets of Fleshlube (blue kind) with my STU ? and the fleshlube being thiner works better on this perticular FL IMO.

First off, this is my first SIAC purchase. I own two other fleshlights ?, a vortex and a speed bump ? (both Pink lady ? orifices). I’ve held off buying a SIAC due to size limitations (I’m just over 7" long and 6" in girth when fully erect..and the SIAC’s are just over 6 3/4") but had to give this one a go.
With plenty of Lube ? on my cock and inside the insert, using my finger to Lube ? the orifice, I knew right off the bat how good this was going to be. It felt just like slipping my finger inside my GF’s ass.
I put on some good POV anal porn ? and guided my rock hard cock against the opening, pushing inside even felt like anal. Once the head was in, the shaft quickly followed. At first, I did push through the end of the insert, bottoming out against the end cap **, but after a few strokes and my cock calming down and getting into fuck mode, it didn’t pose a problem to go balls deep in this. The feeling it was giving me, I knew I wasn’t going to last long at all. I forgot about watching the porn ? and just laid back to fully enjoy the sensation this tight insert was giving me. Well it wasn’t long at all before I felt myself sweeling inside it, getting near the point of no return and just went with it, full on stroking until I let loose, the hardest nut I’ve have in a long time and able to keep pumping through it just made it that much better.(Something I haven’t been able to do with my vortex ever.) This has got to be the best ? simulation of anal Sex ? EVER. It’s not an overly intense sleeve but you’ll know that it’s there and it means business..and business is good.
**After reading some helpful tips on the forums..I found that switching the end caps (putting the top one on the bottom) will allow more depth. Also tightening the bottom suction cap all the way is like a vice and the vacuum will hold your cock inside it..seriously, pulling it off takes some effort.
So after just two sessions with the Mini Forbidden I’ll rate my fleshlights ? as follows.
Mini Forbidden- 9/10 (only due to my own size limitations..other wise, it’s a 10 all the way.)
Vortex- 9/10 This one is intense as hell, both during flight and orgasm.
speed bump ? 7/10 Not as intense..more like a dick massage with a happy ending.

The Vortex and SIAC Spread Eagle Brew, featuring the Mini-Vortex texture, are some of the most recommended sleeves on these forums. I’ll take a look at the Vortex and its SIAC variant to determine which one will work for you.

My Dimensions:
6" long and 4.5" girth
22 years old
Experienced FLyer with 2+ years experience.

Testing Strategy:

• Minimum of 5 FLights on each FL before a review ?, each ending in orgasm.
• Each FLight is performed naked, lying flat on the bed without any porn ? or external stimulation.
• There are at least 24 hours between each FLight.
• I always make sure the end cap is open and allows for air to freely move in and out.
• I use Gun Oil H2O Lubricant ?.
• Generally, I do some edging with the sleeve before my orgasm, each FLight lasting roughly 10 - 20 minutes.
• During at least one FLight I force myself to pump all the way through my orgasm in order ? to assess the sensitivity of the texture during ejaculation.

Review:

From the first time you fuck the Vortex you realize its a very unique texture. A spiraled texture that swirls around your cock, it works by squeezing your cock on the upstroke, creating a feeling of suction throughout each chamber. The texture, at first use, isn’t all that stimulating and without any bumps or nodes, you don’t immediately feel your cock hitting much of anything. But this changes quickly, as you begin to feel the suction and squeezing. This creates a feeling unlike any other texture I’ve used, making it one of the more unique sleeves available today. Although its not immediately stimulating, this sleeve’s unique squeeze definitely makes me want to keep fucking.

The texture consists of many swirling ridges that makes up 3 chambers. As you stroke your cock, these chambers producing a squeezing effect that brings the ridges right up against your cock, which is remarkably stimulating. The texture is uniform throughout, which allows it to work with cocks of all sizes. Although this texture is not directly stimulating, it does manage to bring you to orgasm quickly. Edging with this sleeve is also excellent. Edging is too intense, but just enough to allow you to reach that plateau, and then fall back down again before orgasm.

My orgasms with the Vortex are what makes this a must have sleeve. Every orgasm I had could be described as better than the last with it. The sensations on your cock head during orgasm are not too intense but just perfect. It will literally squeeze the cum out of you. Unlike any other texture I’ve used, you don’t feel overwhelmed at all by this feeling. I was able to easily stroke though orgasm and keep cumming without any hesitation towards sensitivity. This makes the Vortex the best ? sleeve you can get if you want to really enjoy the orgasm. Unlike the STU ? which feels amazing ALL the time, but tends to be too intense on orgasm, the Vortex feels great during your buildup, but REALLY excels during orgasm.

This texture uses a moderate amount of Lube ?. With a spiral ridge effect on the inside, working the Lube ? into each space takes a fair amount. The squeeze effect tends to move the Lube ? around, which means you’ll need to re-Lube ?. The SIAC version was tighter and seemed to need more Lube ? compared to the regular version. This texture isn’t loud by any means either. With no nodes or bumps, it is about average noise.

Cleanup with this texture is quite easy. The chambers are quite easy to clean as they don’t contain nodes that hold the Lube ? and cum, but merely swirling ridges which make it easy to clean. Using your finger to rub around inside under water, should be enough to clean this out. This texture didn’t produce any soreness or any other sort of issues, but the squeezing effect can burn you if you aren’t using a proper amount of Lube ?, so be generous.

The Vortex is a great texture that comes in two options: FL Vortex and the SIAC Spead Eagle Brew "Mini-Vortex." The unique effect of squeezing your cock that this texture produces, just works and feels better on the normal FL model. The SIAC version felt tight, almost too tight for me at 4.5" girth. It seemed as if the squeeze effect was not as pronounced as it was on the normal FL model. Since the FL model can easily work with a cock of any size, I have a hard time recommending the SIAC version. The only case I would recommend it, is if you like the tight feeling or are smaller than my dimensions of 6" and 4.5" girth, then perhaps the SIAC model will work better for you. I just had a better time with the larger model, and I believe it was due to the squeeze effect, which was more effective on the normal sized FL.

Overall this sleeve gets a 10/10. Although the immediate feedback from this sleeve isn’t all that impressive, it pays off during orgasm. The one negative of this sleeve, for me, was the time to adjust. It took me several FLights before I could really appreciate the squeeze effect. I hope that you give it the time necessary to really appreciate it. The orgasms this sleeve gave me were all excellent and some of the best ? I’ve had. Between the STU ? and Jenna Haze Forbidden, the Vortex offers a feeling completely unique to itself, the squeeze of a lifetime, one that every FL owner should get to appreciate. Highly recommended!

Summary - Vortex:
Immediate Feedback - 7/10
Texture/Stimulation - 8/10
The Orgasm - 10/10
Lube ? Use - 4/5
Aftermath/Cleanup - 5/5
Overall - 10/10

Summary - SIAC Mini-Vortex:
Immediate Feedback - 7/10
Texture/Stimulation - 7/10
The Orgasm - 7/10
Lube ? Use - 3/5
Aftermath/Cleanup - 5/5
Overall - 7/10

Notes:

• Each FL is unique and requires a break-in period. I don’t note that period in the review ? because I do a minimum of 5 FLights. Please be aware of any DGS (Death Grip Syndrome) you may have, or a break in period if you are new to the Fleshlight ?. I recommend at least 5 FLights for experienced FLyers and at least 10 or more for new users before you can really appreciate a texture.
• I don’t normally assess quality of the sleeve in my reviews as the quality changes somewhat depending on the product they use for manufacturing and the FL you receive. Should any abnormal quality issues arise, I will make note of it.
• I don’t focus on "realism" (to a real Pussy ?) in my reviews as my primary concern is my orgasm. I don’t think that its possible to create a "realistic ?" Pussy ? with the current material. My primary goal when using the Fleshlight ? is to have a great orgasm, regardless of the realism of the sleeve.
• I generally use the "lady ?" orifice on sleeves, except sleeves that have a unique orifice.

Are warming lubricants safe to use with Fleshlight ? products?

Due to medical reasons it is not possible to have full sexual relationships with my wife and as you know we do have needs that have to be met. So for some time and much deliberation supported by you guys and your valuable feedback I decided to buy a pink Vagina ? votext Fleshlight ?.

I am in the UK so was well pleased with the UK service and the guaranteed date of delivery. The anticpation of the future experiences seemed to get stronger nearer the delivery. As others have said it is quite a turn on just putting the Fleshlight ? together and feeling its softeness, Strange really considering it is made out of rubber!!.

As regards size I am pretty average in length and girth so was hoping that the vortex qualities would not be lost on me. I have had a number of flights now and only say OMG. The sensation of the Vortex has not failed to suprise me yet. the way is feels as if it is sucking you in - the variable channel widths and ribs just keep surprising you. The "cums" are magnificent in that it almosts catches you off your guard. For some reason I amable to cum 3 to 4 times and the sense of my own cum ading to the lubrication ? heightens the satifaction.

I decided to write this reviww today after just experiencing my first hands free flight using the matteress method while watching one of my favourite porn ? stars Ava Lauren, Hands Free is fanstastic. I came buckets and I know because it all tripped out of the case afterwards.

I have tried to follow all the tips on use e.g warming up sleev and Lube ? and must say they do add considerably to the experience. Also washing is ok and I find cornflour really works to help keep the material soft and inviting.

All in all fleshlights ? are not the real thing but my god they deliver a fanstastic sexual experience in its own right and as such should be found by all men.

Not sure where my fleshlifght journey will take me to next but I do know it is going to be enjoyable.

Hi!

I’ve previously had a standard Fleshlight ? and really enjoyed it, but as it got a bit old, I wanted to try something new and ordered a Super Ribbed ? instead. It felt good at first, but soon I get numb and when I’m finally coming it feels really uncomfortable and I have to hold it completely still or I would probably jump up and hit my head in the ceiling. I don’t know if I’m over-sensitive or too big or anything, but I’m pretty disappointed. $100 bucks down the drain (and yeah, outside the US, they are pretty expensive)… Am I the only one that doesn’t like this one?