Help me choose…
March 11th, 2010Read More >> Help me choose…
Read More >> Help me choose…
as a follow up for the O’Doyle Stout thread, I was wondering if anyone who ordered a Green lady ? Cyclone has received it yet?
I’ve been reading up about the vibro cyclone sleeve and the O’Doyle Stout, and I’m worried about all the defects and air bubbles people were talking about. I am interested in getting the Green lady ? Cyclone, but I would like to hear some reviews about the quality first. Has anyone got it yet?
Thanks a lot.
tFox2010
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My worst fear was almost realized yesterday.
Due to ILF’s SUPERIOR customer service, I was sent a replacement sleeve for my "Jimmy Swallow" FJB sleeve due to several blimishes that I took pictures ? of for them.
My UPS lady ? ALWAYS delivers at 3:00 on the dot if I have a package, and I had to be at work at 5:00. So I should be cool….I thought.
…so by the time 4:15 rolled around and no site of a UPS truck up, I was getting a little nervous.
By 5:00, I had to take a Xanax!
Not that I care if my roomies know what it is (they know I am a bottom dwelling whore devoid of any and all morals), but see. My mother and my sister were visiting and staying with me through this morning.
THAT was the problem.
And most of ya’ll know how nosy women are!
(…well, and homosectionals are probably worse…I ain’t gonna lie.)
Anyjunk,
I was late for work.
No package.
I things that were running around in my head, I could not concentrate.
One thing about me, I HATE to lie. I abhorr it! I am so honest, it sickens other people, and I dont even like this fact about myself, because honesty can get you in more trouble than lies many times.
Then it happened.
I get a call from my mother.
"You got a package from UPS? What is it?"
Now, I am not lying about being so truthful, but boy… I can jump around the truth like fucking Flo-Jo!
I told the story of my DJ Hero game for Wii and the turntable was defective, so they had to send me a replacement.
(it was sent month ago)
When I got home late that night, I made a beeline to my room and there sat a package.
COMPLETLEY SEALED!
THANK THE Fleshlight ? HEAVENS!
I can not convey the amount of sheer terror I went through last night.
I dont know how open you guys are about your FL’s (are you? I am curious?), I consider myself very open about it with friends and such.
But I would be just fine if my mother never knew what a Fleshlight ?(jack) was.
:bulgy-eyes:
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How many of you reading this, are "Flesh-Bi" or Flesh Bi-curious?
More specifically,
Well, let me explain. (just a little bit I promise)
Ok,
We have a Fleshlight ? site that caters to straight men.
and…
We have a Fleshjack site that caters to gay men.
How many of you straight guys, crossed over. Whether by accident, a lower price, a special, a unique texture. And bought a *BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOM* A FLESHJACK!
And you fags. All my "pssseeps". My family! Why when I search ? videos on Xtube under the search ? term "Fleshlight ?" and almost EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. is a guy guy (or two) playing around with their fleshies.
WITH A lady ? ORIFICE!?!!?
(which I am PRETTY SURE YOU CAN ONLY GET FROM THE "BREEDERLIGHT" SITE! I do know that at one time that "lady ?" was all that was availible, but I look at the dates, ….AND I DONT GET IT!?!?!)
Note:any of my roaming datatribe should be read with sarcasm and humor. Got it bitches?
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My Dimensions:
6" long and 4.5" girth
22 years old
Experienced FLyer with 2+ years experience.
Testing Strategy:
From the first time you fuck the Vortex you realize its a very unique texture. A spiraled texture that swirls around your cock, it works by squeezing your cock on the upstroke, creating a feeling of suction throughout each chamber. The texture, at first use, isn’t all that stimulating and without any bumps or nodes, you don’t immediately feel your cock hitting much of anything. But this changes quickly, as you begin to feel the suction and squeezing. This creates a feeling unlike any other texture I’ve used, making it one of the more unique sleeves available today. Although its not immediately stimulating, this sleeve’s unique squeeze definitely makes me want to keep fucking.
The texture consists of many swirling ridges that makes up 3 chambers. As you stroke your cock, these chambers producing a squeezing effect that brings the ridges right up against your cock, which is remarkably stimulating. The texture is uniform throughout, which allows it to work with cocks of all sizes. Although this texture is not directly stimulating, it does manage to bring you to orgasm quickly. Edging with this sleeve is also excellent. Edging is too intense, but just enough to allow you to reach that plateau, and then fall back down again before orgasm.
My orgasms with the Vortex are what makes this a must have sleeve. Every orgasm I had could be described as better than the last with it. The sensations on your cock head during orgasm are not too intense but just perfect. It will literally squeeze the cum out of you. Unlike any other texture I’ve used, you don’t feel overwhelmed at all by this feeling. I was able to easily stroke though orgasm and keep cumming without any hesitation towards sensitivity. This makes the Vortex the best ? sleeve you can get if you want to really enjoy the orgasm. Unlike the STU ? which feels amazing ALL the time, but tends to be too intense on orgasm, the Vortex feels great during your buildup, but REALLY excels during orgasm.
This texture uses a moderate amount of Lube ?. With a spiral ridge effect on the inside, working the Lube ? into each space takes a fair amount. The squeeze effect tends to move the Lube ? around, which means you’ll need to re-Lube ?. The SIAC version was tighter and seemed to need more Lube ? compared to the regular version. This texture isn’t loud by any means either. With no nodes or bumps, it is about average noise.
Cleanup with this texture is quite easy. The chambers are quite easy to clean as they don’t contain nodes that hold the Lube ? and cum, but merely swirling ridges which make it easy to clean. Using your finger to rub around inside under water, should be enough to clean this out. This texture didn’t produce any soreness or any other sort of issues, but the squeezing effect can burn you if you aren’t using a proper amount of Lube ?, so be generous.
The Vortex is a great texture that comes in two options: FL Vortex and the SIAC Spead Eagle Brew "Mini-Vortex." The unique effect of squeezing your cock that this texture produces, just works and feels better on the normal FL model. The SIAC version felt tight, almost too tight for me at 4.5" girth. It seemed as if the squeeze effect was not as pronounced as it was on the normal FL model. Since the FL model can easily work with a cock of any size, I have a hard time recommending the SIAC version. The only case I would recommend it, is if you like the tight feeling or are smaller than my dimensions of 6" and 4.5" girth, then perhaps the SIAC model will work better for you. I just had a better time with the larger model, and I believe it was due to the squeeze effect, which was more effective on the normal sized FL.
Overall this sleeve gets a 10/10. Although the immediate feedback from this sleeve isn’t all that impressive, it pays off during orgasm. The one negative of this sleeve, for me, was the time to adjust. It took me several FLights before I could really appreciate the squeeze effect. I hope that you give it the time necessary to really appreciate it. The orgasms this sleeve gave me were all excellent and some of the best ? I’ve had. Between the STU ? and Jenna Haze Forbidden, the Vortex offers a feeling completely unique to itself, the squeeze of a lifetime, one that every FL owner should get to appreciate. Highly recommended!
Summary - Vortex:
Immediate Feedback - 7/10
Texture/Stimulation - 8/10
The Orgasm - 10/10
Lube ? Use - 4/5
Aftermath/Cleanup - 5/5
Overall - 10/10
Summary - SIAC Mini-Vortex:
Immediate Feedback - 7/10
Texture/Stimulation - 7/10
The Orgasm - 7/10
Lube ? Use - 3/5
Aftermath/Cleanup - 5/5
Overall - 7/10
Notes:
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