Hi guys, I’ve been a lurker on the forum for a while now, and I thought it was about time I came out of hiding and shared my experience with the
fleshlights ?. My first
order ? was a 3 for 2 deal and a single black case over a month ago. My sleeves were an
ut ? ice
butt ?, a SB ice
lady ?, and a
ww ? pink
mouth ?. When they arrived, I found that my
ut ? had air bubbles and tears in it, and that my case seemed kinda broken (like the endcap didn’t screw on right). I used my sleeves for a few weeks, then finally decided to contact customer service about the
ut ? and the case. I was sent a new
ut ? and case.
After this experience, I decided to try a couple more
fleshlights ?. Since the
STU ? was on discount about that time and I had been really hankering for a vortex, I went ahead and got myself a
STU ?, a vortex pink
butt ?, and an ice case.
So my experience can pretty much be summed up as…
6 inserts, 5 textures, 4 cases, 3 orifices, 2 colors
Overall, my experience has been pretty damn good, with a few exceptions. I bet you guys are sick to death of reviews, but I’d like to mention some things that I wish I had known when I was a first-time buyer. I really remember wanting as much Information ? as I could get before I made my first purchase, so hopefully I’m helping educate new users. I also wanted to thank orlandot94 (particularly his awesomely detailed reviews) and ThePowerHouse, since their reviews were pivotal in helping me choose both Fleshlight ? and my textures. Anyway, without further adieu…here is my review ? of the colors, orifices, textures, and my overall thoughts:
Colors: Ice vs Pink
On the store’s FAQ ?, I recall reading that the ice color is considered "slightly stickier" than the pink color. I think that is probably the single biggest understatement anywhere in the store. After I washed off the initial powder coat, my three ice inserts became ridiculously sticky, while my three pink inserts have remained almost entirely smooth. Maybe they haven’t worn down yet or I just got a particularly strange batch, but I know my pink inserts seem to be retaining their factory-fresh smoothness. It’s really for this reason alone that I would recommend pink over ice. Ice certainly wins on aesthetics (the pink is pretty unrealistic and unattractive), and when I finally got an ice case, I did quite enjoy looking at myself inside the Fleshlight ?. In spite of how cool they are, I have to say that aesthetics shouldn’t matter much on a Fleshlight ?, particularly for myself. I usually use my Fleshlight ? by sticking it between two pillows. Even when I use my hand, it’s still pretty hard to see the color of the insert (unless the case is ice). So overall, I’d say the constant smoothness of pink easily beats the sticky-when-dry characteristic of ice. Still, if you have a strong desire to watch yourself use one, go for an ice Fleshlight ?. It’s a pretty neat experience, and pink just outright can’t do it. I can’t say what texture would be best ? for viewing; SB isn’t great, and ut ? is great except for watching yourself ejaculate. Maybe vortex? It would definitely look cool.
Orifices: lady ?
Ah, the lady ?. Not exactly a fantastic looking vulva, but like I said earlier, I don’t value aesthetics on fleshlights ? too much. The lady ? seems to be the staple entrance of the Fleshlight ? line, and with good reason: it’s female and it’s functional, while having no serious drawbacks. The lady ? entrance feels the widest of any I have used. The vulva also funnels down to the actual opening, giving the lady ? it’s biggest asset: ease of use. If you want a no-frets entrance, the lady ? is definitely it. Need to Lube ? it up? Just pour some Lube ? around the lips and into the center. Pulled out too far? The vulva pretty much guides you back in. This ease of use, combined with the fact that the lady ? has no serious drawbacks, really makes it a good choice of orifice (especially if you like the thought of vaginal penetration).
Orifices: mouth ?
I almost want to just say "No." and move on, but like the other bad Fleshlight ? options, it’s not terrible, just not as good as the alternatives. I know this is an opinion, but I need to start by saying this looks hideous. When I got it in my 3 for 2, I chose pink for this one because when I looked at the ice mouth ?, I was just outright creeped out. Pink isn’t much better - it’s just not outright terrifying. The ugliness of this orifice could be excused if it had good functionality, but it doesn’t. The lips are positioned so that the entrance is rather difficult to Lube ?, and the front of the lips usually need some Lube ? on top of that (so that they don’t drag). The lips also shut somewhat if you pull out too far, so reinsertion is excessively difficult. Possibly worst of all, the protrusion of the lips puts you further away from the texture than seemingly any other orifice. The little bit of dick that is left outside is somewhat exposed, due to the sides of the mouth ? being open, such that a a Fleshlight ? with this orifice won’t feel as cozy when you penetrate fully. Don’t get my wrong: when I actually got Sex ?, my favorite was oral by a long shot, so it’s not a hatred of oral here. Unless you desperately want to see lips on your light or really want to make out with your Fleshlight ?, skip this orifice.
Orifices: butt ?
Saving the best ? for last. The butt ? has some serious problems, but it also has the greatest benefits. The most major drawback is that the opening itself is quite tiny. This adds some difficulty to lubrication ?, and makes reinsertion somewhat problematic. These difficulties are exacerbated by the flat surface around the opening itself, which does nothing to guide you back in or retain Lube ?. Another minor problem is that the butt ? cheeks look either unrealistic or unrealistically spread (seems uncomfortable to spread them that wide). Still, the butt ? stands proud in other ways. First, it is the only concave entrance (as far as I am aware). This puts the entrance as close to the texture as it gets, giving you that extra push to explore the deepest parts of a texture. Second, the tightness of the entrance makes it the most noticeable entrance during use. Honestly, I feel it every time, and it is a fantastic sensation on top of the texture. Third, the anus itself (at least on the ut ? butt ? and its replacement) feels so amazingly realistic ?. The first time I ran my finger across the opening, I could have sworn I was back in bed with my partner, gently stroking her anus. Unfortunately, that last point is not true of my vortext pink butt ?. I can’t tell if it’s the pink coloring or if I got a defective one, but the anus on that one is not as textured as it is on the ut ? ice butt ?. Either way, the butt ? is a fantastic orifice that trades ease of use for sheer pleasure.
Overall best ? color: Pink
Overall best ? orifice: butt ? (if you want ease of use, lady ? is probably better)
I’ll try to type up my thoughts on the different textures tomorrow.