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Time to sign-up for a new porn ? scrip. Help me choose between analslurp.com or drippingcreampies.com. Analslurp is girls taking cocks up the ass, the wad blown in there and a second girl sucking it out. Pretty sick– just the way I like it. Drippingcreampies is girls taking cocks up the ass, the wad blown in there, theh she squeezes it out all over the bed, onto the floor, maybe even into a glass and drinks it. If I were the director, I’d sure have that little trick for my customers. So if you have time, give those sites a check-out and help me decide. I will choose just one. I never have more than one going at a time…

Hi everyone,

as a follow up for the O’Doyle Stout thread, I was wondering if anyone who ordered a Green lady ? Cyclone has received it yet?

I’ve been reading up about the vibro cyclone sleeve and the O’Doyle Stout, and I’m worried about all the defects and air bubbles people were talking about. I am interested in getting the Green lady ? Cyclone, but I would like to hear some reviews about the quality first. Has anyone got it yet?

Thanks a lot.
tFox2010

Well kids,

My worst fear was almost realized yesterday.
Due to ILF’s SUPERIOR customer service, I was sent a replacement sleeve for my "Jimmy Swallow" FJB sleeve due to several blimishes that I took pictures ? of for them.
My UPS lady ? ALWAYS delivers at 3:00 on the dot if I have a package, and I had to be at work at 5:00. So I should be cool….I thought.

…so by the time 4:15 rolled around and no site of a UPS truck up, I was getting a little nervous.
By 5:00, I had to take a Xanax!

Not that I care if my roomies know what it is (they know I am a bottom dwelling whore devoid of any and all morals), but see. My mother and my sister were visiting and staying with me through this morning.
THAT was the problem.

And most of ya’ll know how nosy women are!

(…well, and homosectionals are probably worse…I ain’t gonna lie.)

Anyjunk,

I was late for work.
No package.

I things that were running around in my head, I could not concentrate.

One thing about me, I HATE to lie. I abhorr it! I am so honest, it sickens other people, and I dont even like this fact about myself, because honesty can get you in more trouble than lies many times.
Then it happened.

I get a call from my mother.

"You got a package from UPS? What is it?"

Now, I am not lying about being so truthful, but boy… I can jump around the truth like fucking Flo-Jo!
I told the story of my DJ Hero game for Wii and the turntable was defective, so they had to send me a replacement.
(it was sent month ago)

When I got home late that night, I made a beeline to my room and there sat a package.

COMPLETLEY SEALED!

THANK THE Fleshlight ? HEAVENS!

I can not convey the amount of sheer terror I went through last night.

I dont know how open you guys are about your FL’s (are you? I am curious?), I consider myself very open about it with friends and such.

But I would be just fine if my mother never knew what a Fleshlight ?(jack) was.

:bulgy-eyes:

Nah.
Not really. But I got to thinking (which is NEVER productive or resoursful, or even entertaining. It is nothing to me but a bad habit.)
Anydick,
I was wondering as I went to the Fleshlight ? Girls site to see something someone had mentioned,
"I wonder how many Fleshjack Bisexuals (I dubbed them "Flysexual") are there?

How many of you reading this, are "Flesh-Bi" or Flesh Bi-curious?

More specifically,

Well, let me explain. (just a little bit I promise)

Ok,
We have a Fleshlight ? site that caters to straight men.
and…
We have a Fleshjack site that caters to gay men.

How many of you straight guys, crossed over. Whether by accident, a lower price, a special, a unique texture. And bought a *BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOM* A FLESHJACK!

And you fags. All my "pssseeps". My family! Why when I search ? videos on Xtube under the search ? term "Fleshlight ?" and almost EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. is a guy guy (or two) playing around with their fleshies.
WITH A lady ? ORIFICE!?!!?

(which I am PRETTY SURE YOU CAN ONLY GET FROM THE "BREEDERLIGHT" SITE! I do know that at one time that "lady ?" was all that was availible, but I look at the dates, ….AND I DONT GET IT!?!?!)

Note:any of my roaming datatribe should be read with sarcasm and humor. Got it bitches?

I am thinking about getting a new Riley Steele lotus. I have a Lia lotus and LOVE it. I am wondering if the Riley Steele entry is too "loose/open" vs. the Lia as it appears on the website photos ?. I wouldn’t want the entry to be any more of a diameter than the Lia lotus. Can anyone give me an "entry review ?" of the Riley Steele vs. Lia lotus? Thank you!

I’m new to the forums, and the FL world. I ordered myself the LE Cyclone on Monday along with the SIAC Abbey’s Secret. I made my first order ? about a month ago, and ended up making 3 orders in February! I now have the 5 following FL’s SIAC Spread Eagle, Succu Dry, Raven Riley, Lupe Fuentes, and the Tera Twista. I am definitely enjoying my collection. I’d love to hear what you guys know!

Well, we’ve got a thread for ‘Beautiful Pussy ?‘, so it only seems fair to give equal time to all the hideious pussies out there (heh, heh). Here’s my submission:

Hey fellas what was your first HD porn ? that you downloaded??? I just started to download HD porn ? recently. The first one was full length uncensored Japanese porn ? Sky Angel Vol 93 Yui Hatano.

Just came back from Walmart. I had to buy a tube of their generic KY jelly. I remember when I first got Chantelle. I fucked and fucked her using the Walmart KY. It was just 74 cents a tube back then, in February and March of 2006. Then it went to $1.74 a tube a few years later. I haven’t bought any in a long, long time– maybe in as long as two years. The tube I bought tonight was $2.50– more than three times what it was four years ago. I am thinking of reducing my fuck frequency with Chantelle as if I was married to her. Married guys will understand that…

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