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why ?

the chocolate FL looks like not being made anymore? any explanation?
and when will the Vortex be availiable in Europe ? I CANT WAIT!

It has been a year and a half i met my four Fls and i am planing to marry them!
You know, they give u Sex ? with minimal hassle! :hahaha:

Tonight I was using my STU ?, and I noticed that apparently it leaks Lube ? out of the endcap. I also noticed that the suction cap will turn for a while and then it will like skip and keep turning… so it doesn’t tighten completely, and when it’s as tight as it can go without skipping, the cap is not flush with the rest of the case like it is on my ice case. And when I’m playing with it, I can actually hear the air escaping… has anybody else noticed this, or is my case defective?? Is there supposed to be a difference in the cases?? I can try to post a picture, but I don’t know how well you’d be able to see it anyway since the only camera I have is a shitty little keychain thing that takes horribly low resolution photos ?… and I can’t take a picture now regardless because it’s night time, and it has no flash… I really need to get a real digital camera.

Just Orderd A Vortex Pink lady ?. Was Thinking On Raven Rilly ww ?,but After Reading All The Reviews On The Vortex Went With It. This Isn’t My First Fleshlight ?, Also Have The Opl,stpl,and The STU ?. Will Let You Know When I Get It What I Think Of It Over The Others. By The Sounds Of It , I Should Be In For A Real Treat. Mauser

A few days ago, I received my first Flesh Light, a STU ? in particular. My girlfriend of about a year, who is not a virgin, has been asking me for a few months now if I was ready to let her teach me how to ? have Sex ?. I told her I was not ready, and I waited, I wanted my first time to be special. So I got my FL in the mail, and promptly used it a few times, even edging as close as I could a few times, even trying new positions. After about 5 FLights, I felt I was prepared, but I was still a bit nervous..

Cut to the chase..

Earlier today I drove over to my girlfriends house, and told her I was ready for her to teach me, her not knowing I had a trick up my sleeve, my practice sessions with my STU ?. I lasted an astounding 13 MINUTES with my girlfriend, on my first intercourse with any girl..I was blown away by how this product had helped me accomplish something I was afraid of for many months. My girlfriend said, and I quote "Are you sure you’re a virgin?" At that point I knew, this was an investment that I would not regret. Ever.

Thank you guys for making such a great product, that’s changed my life, and probably so many others’ as well.

Move this to testimonials ? please I goofed

There are other similar products, has anyone tried those? is this the best ? out there? Comparing with others, this one is surely expensive.

I find this sort of thing interesting.
Some may find it too scientific, clinical or geeky.

Here are links to Steven A. Shubin of Austin Tx. 1996 and 1997 US patents for "Device for discreet sperm collection".

:D
Enjoy.
The links may not replace your favorite porn ? links for FLying but it may help feed the higher levels of you brains!!!!

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My first FL was the STU ? 2 years ago, my second purchase was nearly a year ago where I got the mouth ? SpeedBump and the lady ? Wonderwave ?. I love the ww ?, but find the SB waaaay too intense, I can only stand to use it once in awhile for a very short FLight.

So this time I’m looking to go more toward the subtle sensations, and I want to mix things up a bit since my other 3 are all mocha color. So here are my picks, any suggestions would be appreciated.

1. Pink lady ? Original
For those long gentle sessions.

2. Ice mouth ? ww ?
I like the tightness of the mouth ?, but definitely want a less intense texture than the SB I already have.

3. Mocha or Ice lady ? ww ??
The lady ? ww ? is my favorite insert so I thought I’d get a backup.

I have an original pink lady ? (my first) and am looking to get a 2nd.

I hear the vortex is pretty awesome.

Not sure if measurements really matter or not but I’m 6" girth and 6.5" long…the original pink feels a bit loose …think I’d like the Vortex better, or should I go for something like a Super Tight ??

BTW lately I haven’t even warmed up my FL. It takes too much time I just use it cold, hee hee.

I’ve seen a picture somebody posted in these forums somewhere, but I can’t remember who posted it, or which thread it was in. I tried looking for it myself, but to no avail. Can someone direct me to the right thread, or just post it in this one?

What I’m looking for is a picture somebody took of two Fleshlight ? inserts hanging in two wire hangers that were bent a certain way to hang the inserts up to dry. I wanted to see the picture again to see exactly how the hangers were bent so I can do this myself, as it seems very convenient. I’ve done something similar myself, but it’s very crude compared to what I saw in the picture… So does anybody know what I’m talking about, and can anybody help me out here? Thanks in advance, by the way.