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Here are some links of Henry Rollins talking about masturbation ?, hope you all laugh and enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ts4VBlPjJ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcUrac0LGZE&feature=related

I have to pay sales tax but ground shipping comes overnight!

P.S. Does IFL pocket that tax money or actually give it to the state?

The reason I’m asking is because I want to buy Interactive Sex ? with Lisa Ann from here http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?…6&style=ice (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7822366&style=ice)

That website does ship to Australia but I’m not sure if it’s legal to buy porn ? from the US or not.

Have any Australians here ever bought porn ? online from the US? Is it legal?

Thanks.

10. If you have ever gotten a boner upon hearing the words ‘cyclone’ or ‘vortex’ on the WeatherChannel….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
9. If the name of your ’significant other’ is "Pink lady ?"….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
8. If you own a storage crate that isn’t used for ’storage’….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
7. If you know what "hold at location" means….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
6. If the ATF has ever paid you a visit because of an unusually large purchase of isopropyl alcohol….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
5. If you have ever taken the batteries out of your watch to use in a ‘Vibro’….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
4. If you have ever drooled upon seeing black naugahyde furniture with built-in cup holders….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict
3. If you have ever mistakenly called a ‘Flashlight’ a ‘Fleshlight ?‘….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
2. If you know the formula for xanthan gum Lube ? (by heart!)….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
1. If you have more ‘Fleshbucks’ than actual cash….then you ARE a Fleshlight ? addict!

Personally, I’m almost exclusively attracted to slim women, who have to have at least one physically attractive feature. They certainly don’t have to be model/Barbie girl/porn star types (actually I prefer real women who are on this side of perfection).

Having said that, I really don’t care how nice/intelligent/humourous/caring they are, bottom line is-if they’re vastly overweight/underweight, I will NEVER entertain the possibility of a relationship beyond friendship with a woman like this.

I know what you’re thinking: they can always get into shape, and perhaps the beautiful sexy ? butterfly can emerge, but until it does, I’m just not interested sexually.

I dunno, there seems to be a fine line between high standards and snobbery, and in the end both seem to ensure that one goes to bed alone.

Obviously we all have different triggers which attract us….but it always seems to come across as shallow when we disqaulify someone based on their appearance. Is this being shallow, or just selective? Does everyone end up having to defend their position on this too?

They don’t accept Paypal anymore?!?

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Hi!

I’ve previously had a standard Fleshlight ? and really enjoyed it, but as it got a bit old, I wanted to try something new and ordered a Super Ribbed ? instead. It felt good at first, but soon I get numb and when I’m finally coming it feels really uncomfortable and I have to hold it completely still or I would probably jump up and hit my head in the ceiling. I don’t know if I’m over-sensitive or too big or anything, but I’m pretty disappointed. $100 bucks down the drain (and yeah, outside the US, they are pretty expensive)… Am I the only one that doesn’t like this one?

the Ups Guy just dropped it off

the channel is a lot tighter than i expected (which is a good thing), also the inside is covered in air bubbles from the front all the way to the back, i don’t know yet if/how that will effect the experience

i have never had air bubbles in my FL sleeves, should i pop them before using it or should i just leave them and let them pop on their own?

any thoughts?

Hi. I was wondering if the Lupe Fuentes mini lotus would be a good fit for someone with a length of 7" and a girth of 5" ? Also,How does it compare to the origional lotus? What are the main differences between the two?