Groovy oil inc.

Okay. SO! i’m doing a cust. rept. review ? on "new" Lube ? product lines. (Can’t tell you the names. SORRY!) and as I am going through the marketing product quotient. I start mulling over the ingredience. Certain formulas that are replacing the bad reputation "silicon based" lubes seem to be headed in the direction of hemp oil. Curious.

Phrases like "Don’t smoke this Lube ?!" come to mind. So then, being a civic minded individual I bought 3 different kinds. Turned on the ol’ black light and lava lamp and Vroooooom I was cleared for take off. INTERESTING to say the least. Sticky, slick and OH so not like a water based Lube ?. TWO of them seemed to have a H-2 0. gun oil texture with a pleasent edge. My new favorite however, came in a green (yes I said GREEN) labeled bottle and gave me a fantastic time with my fleshlights ?.

Just a lil heads up to the nation. I am sure many of you have seen some of these already. However for those virgin Lube ? shoppers out there. Take it from ME go GREEN! Better for you. Better for her. Better than your old jerk. . .

JaykoSolo

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