How I Lost My…

How I Lost My…
fleshlights ?! (yes, plural)

So I came home for the summer from college and I kept my fleshlights ? (2 of them) in my room in two boxes so that if that first box was opened by someone, the other one would still be concealing my fleshlights ?. I put them in my closet under a bunch of other garbage that I was never going to use so that no one would want to lift it up and look through the box.

At this time (during my vacation) I was studying for my MCAT and really didnt get to use my FL :( Then July came strolling around and I had already taken my test and I was about to get the keys to my apartment in a couple of days where I would have moved the fleshlights ?.

About two days before getting the keys to my apartment, I got this weird feeling during night that I should move my fleshlights ? somewhere else in my house but I didn’t. The next morning I wake up and go to brush my teeth and I walk back in room, my dad had searched my closet for a wire that he needed. I looked right at the box my fleshlights ? were in and I saw that the box was in a different position. I was like uh-oh! But my dad didn’t say anything.
He was just about to leave my room and then says ‘hey, whats in this box?’ pointing at my Fleshlight ? box. I said I don’t know.
He asks, "are you sure?". I said yes, im sure. He said but it has your address on it, and I once again denied knowing what was in the box.
Obviously my dad knew what was in it (and I know he knows it was a Fleshlight ? because I know he watches porn ? and Fleshlight ? advertises are everywhere!).

He walks away. That had to be the weirdest, most awkward thing that ever happened to me in my life.

The next day, I knew my dad would do something about it so I was planning on taking out one Fleshlight ? and hiding it while sacrifing the other but before I could do anything… I looked in my closet and the box was gone!!

I looked all over my house, the basement, the garage, but it was gone. Also this day happened to be garbage pick up day in my area :(
So I knew it, my fleshlights ? were gone!

The worst part was I didn’t get to use them and the night before this happened I had that gut feeling to move them but I didn’t.

After the encounter I had about 2 awkward weeks with my dad. But now everything seems fine, except for one thing - nothing feels as good as the Fleshlight ?!

What I lost:

1 Wonderwave ? Fleshlight ?
1 Supertight (the one I would have sacrificed)
- This was only used about 10 times ever, because I enjoyed the ww ? so much more
2 Fleshlight ? cases, 1 of which was Brand NEW!


So now, I have a question for you guys:

What should I get:
STU ?, sr ?, or VORTEX?
I want to learn to last longer but get a good feeling as well. I know I can learn to last longer with any of these really with practice but which do you recommend?

And thanks for reading this if you did. Kinda had to vent it out.

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